FB 1/10/15 No More Mario!! -

[VenomPlug]

Mario is permabanned from OPL's Facebook group

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Chris's panties are certainly in a twist.

 

[Optimus Prime]

...but Mario's arms are red...

EDIT: Also, for anybody curious, he's not bitching about the outcome of that video, Sonic actually was deemed the likley victor because...well, it's a giant supersonic hedgehog vs. a fat itallian plumber, what do you think would happen if they tried to kill each other outside of Super Smash?

 

[morganna]

Chris, you can't be anti-Nintendo AND pro Sonic/Zelda mash-ups.

... Or is DarkBind so bland that even CHRIS forgot about him? :/

 

[Haesindang Park]

Oh boy! About time we got some juicy content! He's so devoted to Sonic, he won't care about Mario or any other characters. This is pure obsession here with a mix of fanboyism.

 

[Coldgrip]

At least Mario's arms aren't YELLOW!

 

[LegoTugboat]

He'll demand Mario and Sonic be renamed to Sonic and Mario next.

 

[Sonitistic]

"So Shut The Hell and Fuck Up"

 

[Nikolai Drozdov]

In Chris eyes the whole world must be going mad if they now send Mario to kill Sonic.

 

[DrJoshii]

Chris is still up in arms about the whole Mario vs. Sonic thing?

This is a new insight on how much Chris is stuck in the 90's

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Chris is still up in arms about the whole Mario vs. Sonic thing?

This is a new insight on how much Chris is stuck in the 90's

Chris freaked out over a cartoon of Sonic running into the sun. Anything that depicts Sonic as weak or even killed makes him think it's really happening.

It's like that awful videogame horror movie from several years back. You die in the Youtube video, you die for real.

EDIT: Apparently Sonic won in the video. Though he could be freaking out over Sonic being in peril of dying. Who knows? Chris is an enigma.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Chris knows Sonic and Mario are now together in the same video games, right?

 

[TM Ambrose]

Chris knows Sonic and Mario are now together in the same video games, right?

Yeah but sonic team will always be way better.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris freaked out over a cartoon of Sonic running into the sun. Anything that depicts Sonic as weak or even killed makes him think it's really happening.

It's like that awful videogame horror movie from several years back. You die in the Youtube video, you die for real.

Wait, doesn't Sonic die for real in Sonic 2006? Like, yeah, the human chick does some deus ex machina bullshit with time that reverts his death as having never happened, but he still technically died.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

When Chris gets out of jail, he's just in time to start boycotting Mario and Sonic at the Rio Olympic Games.

 

[DJAndyMD]

I wonder what he thought of the Death Battle episode with that Transformer and Rainbow Dash (and yes, that was an actual Death Battle episode)

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Shut the Hell *and* Fuck up too?

Shit guys, I think Chris is being serious here...

 

[AdmiralPingas]

"Sonic will NEVER Be Dead"

*withholds pennies*

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Spoiler: All I can think of is...

SONIC the Hedgehog DUMPS SEGA and JOINS Nintendo!

 

[Pikonic]

The sales numbers of both franchises and critical reviews from the past 5 years tell a different story.
Checkmate Chrissy.

Chris, you can't be anti-Nintendo AND pro Sonic/Zelda mash-ups.

... Or is DarkBind so bland that even CHRIS forgot about him? :/

If you were a character and your most remembered line was "MY TWO BALLS!", you'd wish to be forgotten too.

When Chris gets out of jail, he's just in time to start boycotting Mario and Sonic at the Rio Olympic Games.

If he keeps his Macecapades up it'll be Boston.

Wait, doesn't Sonic die for real in Sonic 2006?

Knowing Chris, Sonic has died many times. Did you watch the Soul Calibur vid, dude is not good at games.