Chris is just faking exclusivity to get more dime piece lip stick lesbians to come. I hope it backfires and a bull dyke convention shows up and tribs his dick off.
Is it possible that Barb told Chris he can't do it anymore? Like maybe Chris made the plans for this shit without telling Barb, she found out, and made Chris call it off? The "We" could be Chris and Barb, meaning he's saying him and Barb are going to just have a night in and call it a slumber party.