FB 1-22-14 - Gal-pals ain't got heart, soul, et al. -

[JeffGoldblumIRL]

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There you have it, the first post-fire gal-pal lashing out.

Many of you all were correct, it was just a matter of time before something of this magnitude came to light. It's important to note Sarah in the comments raises many valid points about how said gal-pals can't even see Chris' posts seeing as how they aren't friends on Facebook.* Seems a bit too wordy and introspective for Chris to get, thankfully Jon "Theoneeyedwonder" Webber is quick to reply with some handy cliffnotes sure to work had they not exceeded the hurtful truth level.

* The fact that Chris' high school friends aren't even adding him on Facebook should be quite telling, but it's lost on Chris. Before I terminated my Facebook account years ago I was receiving friend requests from pretty much everyone I graduated with even if I never spoke to the person in question. Surely there are people adding Chris in this manner, but when the gal-pals won't even extend/accept a friend request simply on the basis of being from the same graduating class that's bad news. (Also the fact that one of them specifically said they were trying to avoid Chris in a leaked email cements that.)

 

[cypocraphy]

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[Da Pickle Monsta]

Well, Chris's gratefulness was nice while it lasted. All 24 hours of it.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So to timeline...
Week One- Fire happens.
About 6 days later- Accuses firemen of stealing shitty painting replicas.
About 5 days later- Thanks people for their donations.
Today- Calls out classmates for not having heart and soul because they were busy with their own lives.

Glad to see things are back to normal.

 

[QI 541]

We all knew it wouldn't take long for him to go back to his assholian ways.

 

[maninthepicklesuit]

Christian, don't judge your Gal Pals by their deeds but the content of their soul and character.

 

[spaps]

Why are people even still friends with Chris on Facebook?

 

[littlebiscuits]

So to timeline...
Week One- Fire happens.
About 6 days later- Accuses firemen of stealing shitty painting replicas.
About 5 days later- Thanks people for their donations.
Today- Calls out classmates for not having heart and soul because they were busy with their own lives.

Glad to see things are back to normal.

(pss you forgot sardines. They are very important. We have a ten page thread about them.)

 

[JeffGoldblumIRL]

Why are people even still friends with Chris on Facebook?

I edited in a proper post to the OP, but I'm guessing Chris' Facebook "friends" (the ones that aren't trolls) are people from his graduating class who added him solely because Chris' profile says "Manchester High Class of 2000". It's a very common thing to do, and back when I used Facebook for a short period of time I received a few dozen friend requests from people I graduated with, many of whom I never even spoke to at school.

 

[A-Stump]

I didn't want to say it

Actually yeah I did. 'I told you so'

 

[Arkangel]

I didn't want to say it

Actually yeah I did. 'I told you so'

You didn't have to. This was kinda the expectation for a lot of people.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Maybe Chris actually wanted Kellie Andes to come to his house herself to put out the fire/steal some paintings. Who knows.

 

[Judge Holden]

So the message once again is that if chris is obsessed with you and you dont drop EVERYTHING and rush to asspat chris and satisfy all his whims you are a disgusting and evil harlot, no matter what ungrateful and spiteful shit he has spewed at you both in public and in private over the past few months.

I concur with the gentleman above on the "DIE CHRIS" point

 

[NiggoFiggo]

So according to chris even if one of the galpals (god forbid) lost her job,lost her kids and parents in an accident, caught her husband cheating, that through all that she should find time to fellate him? And just like that my sympathy for hin is back at 0 fucks

 

[A-Stump]

I didn't want to say it

Actually yeah I did. 'I told you so'

You didn't have to. This was kinda the expectation for a lot of people.

There have been a lot of white knighting naysayers lately so it was more directed to them than the people who know Chris will inevitably fuck up anything he does.

 

[Some JERK]

You know that game where you add some word or another to the title of the last song you heard or something, and hilarity ensues? It's like Chris is unintentionally playing a game where he adds "but fuck you ______." to the end of everything he ever says. If he could ever learn to just shut the fuck up while he's ahead, he might get somewhere. We all know he won't, and even the people who were glad to see him being positive for a change expected this anyway, but yeah... way to blow it, shithead. You win at failing once again.

 

[Arkangel]

On a side note, Chris sure does like to capitalize letters when they don't need to be.

 

[fridgesrants]

Why does Chris still care about High School? He needs to move on and find new friends. High School sucked a lot of me tbh and I am glad to be out. College is way more fun.

 

[The Joker]

Nice to know that after the fire Chris is back to normal.

 

[The Dude]

Meet the new Chris, same as the old Chris.