FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His Dream -

[Thetan]

Not exactly sure what Waterhead was going for here.

 

[maninthepicklesuit]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

It's way longer and more tedious than an asspat has any right to be. This is Waterhead's extremely long-winded and spergy rendition of "there's someone out there for everyone."

Except I'm willing to bet that the woman meant for Christian found out about it, and decided to kill herself.

 

[LM 697]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

Null told me to move this thread so he doesn't look like an asshole (little late for that though).

 

[Null]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

Null told me to move this thread so he doesn't look like an asshole (little late for that though).

fuck you compy

 

[Arkangel]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

It's way longer and more tedious than an asspat has any right to be. This is Waterhead's extremely long-winded and spergy rendition of "there's someone out there for everyone."

Except I'm willing to bet that the woman meant for Christian found out about it, and decided to kill herself.

Forget "asspat". This is an ass-massage.

 

[random_pickle]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

The first paragraph almost makes it sound as if Waterhead is trying to tell Chris to lower his standards. That's giving him too much credit though.

 

[Bgheff]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

Null told me to move this thread so he doesn't look like an asshole (little late for that though).

fuck you compy

I hate that Compyrex. I guess Waterhead is feeling guilty about his trolling earlier.

 

[CatParty]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

Tl;dr

And by the way, I like how the title gets shortened to "waterman tells Chris to hold onto his D"

 

[A-Stump]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

He could have sent that in a PM. What an attention whoring asshole.

 

[JeffGoldblumIRL]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

So who's going to be the first person to post "tl;dr [music video of Don't Stop Believing]"?

 

[butt in trouble]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

I don't know who she is, but I wish with all my heart that you find each other and have your baby girl.

God. In a lot ways he's creepier than Chris.

Chris is Autistic. What's Waterhead's excuse?

 

[Himawari]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

Is Watemelon talking about Rose in a few months (weeks? days?? whenever Greg dumps her???)?

 

[CatParty]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

I don't know who she is, but I wish with all my heart that you find each other and have your baby girl.

God. In a lot ways he's creepier than Chris.

Chris is Autistic. What's Waterhead's excuse?

Also autistic

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

I know this isn't Waterman trolling but Chris hasn't openly whined about not having a girlfriend for awhile and has been occupied with recent events so his post only really functions in reminding Chris he's still alone. Why not make a post more relevant to his current situation?

 

[Burning Love]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

Ironically, if Chris's dreams come true and he ends up getting a wonderful (ly fat) girl to fuck, that will put him one ahead of Waterfuck's count.

And wouldn't THAT be awesome?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

I'm surprised he didn't go all the way and say "Infinitely-High Girlfriend Factor", as long as he was parodying Chris to his face.

 

[libertyoftheaether]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

I don't think even the loneliest woman on this planet would settle for a manchild of Chris' caliber. Waterhead shouldn't give him false hope.

 

[Donald Duck]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

I do believe Waterhead just told Chris that the perfect woman for him is a female Chris. If so, then that's a rather convoluted way to tell Chris to literally go fuck himself.

 

[Ja'mie]

Re: FB 1/22/2014 - Waterhead Tells Chris To Hold On To His D

The only difference between Jon theoneeyedderp and Waterhead is method. They swore allegiance to Clyde Cash. HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH!!!

 

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