FB 1/26 - Chris requires legos for his birthday in order to hate trolls less -

[lynx]

 

[Null]

I think Chris very much require a lawyer.

 

[lynx]

I think Chris very much require a lawyer.

maybe we should all pool our funds to buy one for him so he may reconsider his feelings upon the lot of us.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I don't think the jail's going to let you have Legos, Chris.

 

[Coster]

I like how he's trying to use da trolls to buy him things now.

Maybe we've been wrong about Chris this whole time.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Alright, let's go guys! We're merely hundreds of dollars away from Chris tolerating our exisence!!

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

I can't wrap my head around the fact that after all this time he still thinks someone cares about how he feels about them.

 

[sikotik]

Sorry, it's sold out

 

[Acidiic]

Still entitled as ever I see

 

[Arkangel]

Spoiler

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Glad to see that Chris, as always, has his priorities in order.

 

[cahoots]

No thank you.

 

[GS 281]

-Chris posts on Facebook that he wants legos at 2:31AM EST
-5 minutes later that post gets posted here in the middle of the night
-8 minutes later 10 people have posted on this forum about the fat autistic half-assed tranny whining about legos at 2:30AM

All I have to say is

Spoiler

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Your little scenario is missing the bailiff kicking Chris' ass for making a random outburst.

ETA: I wonder if Kengle and Waterhead will save up their Tugboat and buy it for him. We have seen how gracious Chris has been in the past when they do things for him.

I just love how much like a cartoon Chris' life really is. As as Chris is, he has people who will virtually fellate him just to be on his facebook. Even rockstars aren't that in demand nowadays. He's the Steven Tyler of Lolcows.

 

[QI 541]

I don't think the jail's going to let you have Legos, Chris.

Maybe they will.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...-hunger-strike-to-get-better-video-games.html

 

[Gensdupays]

So is this escapism for being worried about the trial or just him assuming it's no big deal and he'll get off easy as last time?

 

[Gothicserpent]

Oh my god he's still doing this shit.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

-Chris posts on Facebook that he wants legos at 2:31AM EST
-5 minutes later that post gets posted here in the middle of the night
-8 minutes later 10 people have posted on this forum about the fat autistic half-assed tranny whining about legos at 2:30AM

All I have to say is

Meh, I'm never asleep at this time. Besides, you really think we have anything better to do?

 

[Count Hoarduon]

There was speculation about how instantly Chris would abandon his criteria for a sweetheart if a girl outside of his criteria tried to jump into his pants. But who thought he would abandon his anti-trolling for Legos? The trolls should mail him one brick each and ask "How much forgiveness will this buy?"

 

[Trickie]

You know, if Chris ever goes to jail, I'm going to miss these entitled e-begging facebook posts of his...

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I've saved up and haven't A-Logged in a good long while. Here goes!

Chris, go fuck yourself. And happy birthday.