FB 1/3 - Chris wonders how his Gamestop embargo campaign is going -

[lynx]

video linked:

 

[Trueselfbiggie]

You did it Chris! You defeated an international company with a single video with less than 20,000 views!

Fantastic stuff, can't wait to see what you do next!

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Interesting that he needs to ask other people about how successful his own actions were against a third party. Almost as if he was aware of his own perception limits.

 

[unfer]

Chris will be delighted to hear Gamespot cracked under the immense pressure and have unbanned him from all local branches. He sure has some persuasive friends, allahu akbar!

 

[Hyperion]

I'm sure Gamestop is sinking financially without the tugboat keeping them afloat.

Toot toot

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

First time I see Chris inquiring about his latest social media campaign rather than automatically assuming it was succesful. Those are mad times we're livin' !

 

[Tragi-Chan]

First time I see Chris inquiring about his latest social media campaign rather than automatically assuming it was succesful. Those are mad times we're livin' !

Weird theory, but maybe it's because normally he lives in this tiny bubble consisting of Facebook and his own imagination which lasts until reality pierces it. Here, he has "indisputable proof" that people actually are protesting in the real world and it's thrown him.

 

[Apocalypso]

video linked:

Meanwhile, at Gamestop's main headquarters:

 

[Zim]

Gamestop's stocks were having a great year until around the Christmas season when they usually depended on Chris buying tons of vidya to make their year end projections. Obviously his embargo's working!

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

Meanwhile, at Gamestop's main headquarters:

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Gamestop is so hurt by the embargo that they not only unbanned Chris from all stores, but also will be giving him a free PS4 and all the titles he can carry. Also he can go and mace any of their employees just to show the stuff is harmless and it was all in good fun.

The letter stating this is on its way to Chris' home and will be arriving any day.

 

[Justlurkin]

Gamestop's stocks were having a great year until around the Christmas season when they usually depended on Chris buying tons of vidya to make their year end projections. Obviously his embargo's working!
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What's funny is this or even a shitty picture of a fake article talking about sudden drop sales would be enough to convince Chris.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What's funny is this or even a shitty picture of a fake article talking about sudden drop sales would be enough to convince Chris.

It probably wouldn't even need that. Chris' default position is that his wishful thinking is reality.

 

[Silver Octopus]

The video he linked to is of a TRUE and HONEST fan.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

The video he linked to is of a TRUE and HONEST fan.

Is he wearing a turban?

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Gamestop will see the error of their ways and inevitably hire Chris as their new CIO as to help them steer their company in the right direction.

 

[DragoonSierra]

What's funny is this or even a shitty picture of a fake article talking about sudden drop sales would be enough to convince Chris.

Unfortunately theres enough real ones to convince him if he just did a damn Google search.
https://www.google.com/search?q=gam...me&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8#q=gamestop+sales&tbm=nws
Hopefully Kengle or Kim dont link him anything like that on Facebook.

 

[JULAY]

I know I'm stating the obvious, but Jesus Christ, the sheer ego of the fat autist to believe that his one man tantrum against a major corporation is having any noticeable effect...

Also, "Has their sales fallen at the least from my embargo of their stores and website?"

Spoiler

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Hopefully Kengle or Kim dont link him anything like that on Facebook.

I don't think his brain is able to understand anything as subtle as "In the most recent quarter, GameStop's U.S. sales were down by nearly 2%..." if it doesn't say "GameStop is poor because unfair to autism" he won't get it.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

well, if he believed that letter which was written business like that they banned him, then he'd probably believe an article like that