FB 1/7 - Chris Needs Someone to Cut a Tree Branch -

[lynx]

why he would post this on Facebook instead of calling someone from the county, I'll never know...oh wait...

 

[Jackie Chin]

Is this legal?

 

[Jetman]

Lets hope the branch doesn't land on another dog house.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Are we absolutely sure he's not being metaphorical? Someone should ask if the branch is damn-near seven inches

 

[morganna]

I like how Chris' first thought isn't, "this is dangerous and should be removed for public safety" but rather, "this is causing me temporary inconvenience, and that's just wrong."

 

[SnergenFlergen]

why he would post this on Facebook instead of calling someone from the county, I'll never know...oh wait...

'If I DEMAND something on Facebook in ALL CAPS, it will be done for me IMMEDIATELY, in spite of how unlikely it is that someone who can do something about this problem is reading my status. Otherwise, I will attack them WITH MY PEPPER SPRAY because they are SLANDEROUS TROLLS discriminating against my FEMALE-LESBIAN SOUL.'

 

[Juggalo Jesus]

Now even trees are fucking with Chris.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Oh jeez, he's just decided that the unstable supply of power is because of a tree branch somewhere and he's randomly demanding somebody go and cut it down for his benefit.

I think we can safely say Chris has proven he doesn't understand how electric lines work, because they're not just giant examples of flicking a light switch up and down. Are there even power lines to begin with as far as he's concerned, since I'm assuming this is still at the rental that IIRC appeared to be getting underground power lines?

 

[AtroposHeart]

And he can't just call the power company instead of bitching on facebook why?

Oh yeah, still in shellshock from blue arms

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Maybe the power company are doing it deliberately. Maybe they read that last Renee text.

 

[Nikolai Drozdov]

It's probably stupid to ask if Chris knows how electricity works?

Love it how his royal highness expects people to take care of everything for him (and check his facebook page 24/7 to see his demands).

 

[Enceladeans]

The electricity shouldn't be going off and on. It should zap to the extreme!

 

[Optimus Prime]

Actually, I'm wondering if it's not even just household power outright that's got Chris all riled up, but really just bad internet connections that bounce up and down. I've been talking to a friend who lives in the DC area over Steam and he's been having connection issues all week because of the weather over there.

 

[Stud2Stud]

It's the owner of the rental fiddling with the breaker panel, calling it now.

 

[blackie toy]

Fuckin' powerlines, how do they work?

 

[Slush]

Someone should ask if the branch is damn-near seven inches

I bet it weighs at least 5 tons.

 

[cans.wav]

If this is true, He should call the county or his power company and get it fixed.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Someone off of Facebook would charge money. Lego money.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

His follow up Facebook status will probably be a repeat of that "HELP HELP HELP!" distress call the last time there was a lengthy power outage inconveniencing him and Barb.

And how does Chris know that it's a tree branch causing the problem? Aside from autism, of course.

 

[drmccoy]

why he would post this on Facebook instead of calling someone from the county, I'll never know...oh wait...

Because he expects that whatever stupid shit he posts on Youtube or Facebook will get seen by the right people. Stupid fucker has did this for years, starting with, at least, the Game Place "apology".

Maybe the dumbass should call in a Shovel Mech Pilot!