FB 10/14 - Chris still misses Jessica - Update 10/15

[The American Hedgehog]

Update 10/16 : He thinks that because Quinn hasn't leaked conversations yet, it means she wasn't a troll.

10/15: He links to a Harley Quinn video clip and says the song is a message from him to her. Also still insists she's real.

 

[DawnDusk]

It's crazy that after a decade of it, he's still willing to believe Jessica or any other "girl" interested in him isn't a troll herself.

 

[ISP]

Us damn dirty trolls

 

[_blank_]

Haw Haw haw, good show, fellow trolls and ne'er-do-wells!

Let us be off to our troll-lair where we shall twirl our moustaches over whiskey and cigars! Ha Ha, quite right.

Pip Pip Cheerio, Christine!

 

[Ntwadumela]

In a way, Chris is his own biggest troll.

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

I'm sure adressing trolls when she specifically left because she didn't want him to engage them is going to bring her back.

 

[Ray Streip]

Well, you know what they say: denial ain't only a river in Africa.

 

[GS 281]

jesus hes still pining?

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

jesus hes still alive?

FTFY

 

[io02]

shit man I really miss that tubby-chasing eyebrow tranny monster

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Uncouth Cads should be a word filter for ween.

 

[heathercho]

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Dag nabbit! You uncouth cads and your wily tricks scared away the best darn eyebrows this side of the Mason - Dixon line! I sure hope you're proud of yourselves! I sure am sore about this!

Uncouth cads - 1940s Bob's Ghost or I Love Lucy influenced? It's so hard to tell.

 

[spookyjimmy]

Every real man will one day find "sweetheart".

Obviously not Christine.

 

[Duck and Turn]

Is it an hero saga yet?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He still won't admit his relationship with Jessica wasn't real.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris left out an H in "Cads?"

 

[Jetstream Sam]

Chris still longs for a """woman""" who ditched him right before their magical MLP Movie date? I'm not shocked. Also, didn't she say that her breaking up with him was HIS fault who am I kidding Chris is Chris. Basically, same shit as always.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Looks like Chris is taking a sweet road trip to imagination land, eventually his car will stall at the corner of "delusional boulevard" and "no one gives a fuck street".
Eventually, he will have to take bus home, which will take him straight down "dying alone lane".

 

[Pony Horn]

Poor Chris. Even the goddamn ponies are getting laid.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Poor Chris. Even the goddamn ponies are getting laid.

Is Chris the first person cucked by his own OC?