LGBT FB 10-16-14 Chris Battles Cancer (with sex) -

[CatParty]

 

[champthom]

A lot of those "sex prevents x" things usually apply for masturbation as well.

Just sayin'.

 

[4Macie]

Chris needs to be getting sex before he can battle cancer with it

 

[DrChristianTroy]

In a sea of long winded updates about ponies and orders there's something refreshing about his mind being blown by a random list.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Welp. Catherine pretty much owes him sex now, or he'll die of cancer.

 

[ON 190]

It prevents dick cancer.

Edit: and the dosage of his comeuppance can prevent face cancer

 

[CWCissey]

I think this is Chris' new chat up line.

'Mm yeah, j-jus' let my duck p-pound your tom-tom. I'll be-I'll be stoppin you from getting da cancer...'

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

This is why Barb will never die.

 

[regularjohn]

Lets hope this isnt part of his research to actually becoming a female slut, not that he actually could be one.

 

[Thetan]

If this is the start of some new SJW crusade, it's at least better than Brassieres for Males. Just sayin'.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Now if only sex prevented diabetes, Chris's crusade could actually save his life...

 

[Hmmpf!]

Chris battles cancer with China?

 

[The Joker]

1. I want to see Chris call himself a proud slut.

 

[Thetan]

Now if only sex prevented diabetes, Chris's crusade could actually save his life...

I agree, but he has to have sex first. Do hookers offer volume discounts or customer loyalty perks?

 

[deadson]

Chris battles cancer with China?

At this point, why not? *facepalm*

 

[Zvantastika]

"Imma not a pervert lustful slut, I just want to prevent cancer, you dang dirty ignorant trolls" he said while holding his new fail attraction sign that says "fight cancer!!! have sex with me now!!!!! (only lesbians)"

 

[Oglooger]

God dammit, Chris.

 

[EI 873]

According to the Internet, everything prevents or causes cancer. Sometimes both.

Also, I can totally see Chris calling himself a "proud slut". Hey, he had sex at least two more times than the average wizard ever will.

 

[Zekesman]

Headlines tomorrow:
Brave Transgendered lesbian soul autist dedicates to eradicate cancer from every 18 year old boyfriend free girl.

 

[Varis]

Yeah, it may prevent cancer... if you have a vagina.

You know what else prevents at least two types of cancer in women? Not having children.

It's a funny world we live in.