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"I thank you for being a friend and playing with me. And I wish you good luck in growing up and maturing more, as well as in your life. Good bye, soldier" sound like something a genuine friend past the final straw trying to reject Chris would say, and makes me wonder if he plagiarized that last half of the speech...
 

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Just thought of something that's a ridiculous waste of time, so I decided to pursue it. Just how frickin' tiny are Cera and Christine's classmates? Chris showed in Sonichu 8 that Rosechu is 3'10" (or 46 inches tall). Christine, after her evolution, is the same height as Rosechu, and is able to scoop her siblings up like babies. I measured them, and compared to Christine, Cera and Robbie are 26% her size, or 11.96 inches (just under 1 foot). Cera and Kevin are the same height. Sonichu's kids are all two years old, so let's assume Kevin and the others are too, and just really articulate toddlers. The average height for a two year old boy is 34 inches (or 2'10''), which means best case scenario they are all less than half the size they should be. If they are indeed supposed to be grade schoolers, then CWCville is filled with primordial dwarves.
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Just thought of something that's a ridiculous waste of time, so I decided to pursue it. Just how frickin' tiny are Cera and Christine's classmates? Chris showed in Sonichu 8 that Rosechu is 3'10" (or 46 inches tall). Christine, after her evolution, is the same height as Rosechu, and is able to scoop her siblings up like babies. I measured them, and compared to Christine, Cera and Robbie are 26% her size, or 11.96 inches (just under 1 foot). Cera and Kevin are the same height. Sonichu's kids are all two years old, so let's assume Kevin and the others are too, and just really articulate toddlers. The average height for a two year old boy is 34 inches (or 2'10''), which means best case scenario they are all less than half the size they should be. If they are indeed supposed to be grade schoolers, then CWCville is filled with primordial dwarves.
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So about the size of a football... perfect for kicking...
 

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"I thank you for being a friend and playing with me. And I wish you good luck in growing up and maturing more, as well as in your life. Good bye, soldier" sound like something a genuine friend past the final straw trying to reject Chris would say, and makes me wonder if he plagiarized that last half of the speech...
Sounds like a video game cut scene to me.

So about the size of a football... perfect for kicking...
Oh boy, here we go again!

The sizes/proportions are arleady pretty screwed up in these comics as I've noticed (sometimes the 'chus tower over CWC as well).
 
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I'm still baffled why Magi-Chan stated they'd literally blow up the mountain with their fucking. What did that poor mountain ever do to them?!
Nothing. It's just that Magi-Chan is an immensely powerful magician and sometimes he just likes to remind people of the fact so they know where they stand.
I don't remember when or where, but Chris has said that Silvana lost her magic penis when Graduon was banished.
If I was a porn star, I would choose Magic Penis as my stage name.

The average height for a two year old boy is 34 inches (or 2'10''), which means best case scenario they are all less than half the size they should be. If they are indeed supposed to be grade schoolers, then CWCville is filled with primordial dwarves.
Despite the propaganda from the Mayor's office proclaiming CWCville to be a prosperous and happy nation, evidence of severe epidemic-level malnutrition has come to light.
 

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I think this is enough to merit its own post--it occurs to me that if Sonic shows up in issue 0, but never again, he basically disappears from canon entirely after hitting that Pikachu. Given Sonichu has the Pikachu's memories, and Robotnik isn't teaming up with Giovanni... it looks an awful lot like Sonic died in issue 0 and Sonichu is just letting his villains roam around uncontested.

So much for Sonic not being dead, huh, CWC?
 

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Thinking of it some more, the attitude Kevin gives Cera practically mirrors the way Chris treated someone who sent him the Sonic Boom game last year and he acted like this didn't change anything with his crusade. That's the same attitude Kev gives Cera simply for not thinking things through to see things either way.
 

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What was the deal with Chris specifically pointing out that Sonichu drives a hybrid car? Is Chris going to go through an environmentalist phase?
I'm sure we'll find out eventually. I think he just latched onto some random bit of media, or one of his gal-pals is into electric cars. Someone here suggested it's because they're electric-hedgehog Pokemon. Get it? Get it??
 
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