FB 10/30/13 - Reality Comes Knocking..... -

[Thetan]

When I first stumbled across this post, which was public as of around 8:15 AM EST this morning, I capped it, but didn't bother to post it because I was sure that some eagle-eyed forum member would beat me to it. Turns out, it's a good thing I capped it, since the post has now either been deleted or made private.

I looks like someone, presumably one of Chris's high school friends, decided to exceed the hurtful truth level, and give him a good hard dose of reality. The post itself is pretty self-explanatory.

Enjoy!


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[Very Honest Content]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

You need to start playing the lottery and use CWC's birth-date numbers as your picks.



(ETA Now, as for the posts, all I can say is step into the light CWC, embrace the reality of your missed assumptions regarding your gal-pals, and accept the members of this forum as your friends/fans/advisers to improve your life before you end it all. At least we don't hide our true thoughts from you out of some misplaced youthful sense of propriety.

Or, alternatively;

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[Bob's Fries]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

About Goddamn time.

 

[Pikonic]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

Saddest self realization ever, he still "likes" it

 

[applecat]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

If "premature death" leaves a person in Limbo, does this mean that Bob is in Limbo because he wasn't supposed to die until 2015?

 

[Bob's Fries]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

This is probably one of the most articulate shit Chris ever wrote in his entire life.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

1- HOLY SHIT HE EDITED NAMES!!!! One of the few times he didn't dox someone. Mind. Blown.
2- Hooray for others being disturbed by the thumbs up.
3- Anyone else amused/sad by his interpretation of bullying? Like he ignores that people picked on him because it wasn't the way they did it in Revenge of the Nerds.
4- Nevermind. He doxed Tiffany. We all knew it but that little glimmer of hope, gone.
5- Considered suicide? I doubt it was anything real but shit.
6- He liked his own pity post.

 

[Judge Holden]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

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Oh lawd, this might actually break his soul. The myth of him being the beloved guy-pal of all those ladies was one of his biggest crutches. Now at long last it has been ripped away from him along with his nostalgic love of his high school years

I can almost sense his sweet sweaty tears.....

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

This is probably one of the most articulate shit Chris ever wrote in his entire life.

From what I can tell this is copy-pasted from someone else. Notice the lack of random caps or using actual names.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

HONOR ROLL!!! *drink*

 

[CatParty]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

and i have not been whining about anyone

 

[Bob's Fries]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

This is probably one of the most articulate shit Chris ever wrote in his entire life.

From what I can tell this is copy-pasted from someone else. Notice the lack of random caps or using actual names.

So Anna wrote this shit up for him. Goddammit Chris.

 

[Thetan]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

1- HOLY SHIT HE EDITED NAMES!!!! One of the few times he didn't dox someone. Mind. Blown.
2- Hooray for others being disturbed by the thumbs up.
3- Anyone else amused/sad by his interpretation of bullying? Like he ignores that people picked on him because it wasn't the way they did it in Revenge of the Nerds.
4- Nevermind. He doxed Tiffany. We all knew it but that little glimmer of hope, gone.
5- Considered suicide? I doubt it was anything real but shit.
6- He liked his own pity post.

Chris probably saw that the "trolls" on this forum were courteous enough to respect the wishes of certain MHS alumni, and edited out their names. Maybe he didn't want to be one-upped.

I would love to know who gave him this well deserved, but long overdue reality check, but I can't see the post anymore. Looks like Chris is going to have to get A LOT more Lego Minifigs - and a MUCH bigger shaker.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

Wow...just . Did someone show them the CWCki, because this is quite a revelation.

 

[Judge Holden]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

And despite everything, he still rants about being honor roll and about how his online rep is all because of the foul daemon Mimms, and he is utterly perfect and faultless...

so close and yet so very fucking far from approaching basic sanity and decency

 

[CatParty]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

at least we know how tippansten is taking all this.

 

[R.A.E.L.]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

Well gee, I wonder why people are still judging him for that "ONE" drawing. It didn't need any fucking context, Chris. You shouldn't have drawn it, period.

 

[Some JERK]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

I want to hope that this will be a watershed moment for Chris, but I know that the only thing he's going to take away from this is that if he wants people's attention, then he's going to have to start tagging people in his posts more.

Also, of course his benchmark for whether or not he was bullied comes from TV. Bullied kids get wedgies and shoved into their lockers. It's a rule. If you aren't in your locker sporting a wedgie, then you're not officially being bullied.

Wow guys, now i can see why he was so pissed at graduation. he did his own homework. He should have gotten a statue.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

And despite everything, he still rants about being honor roll and about how his online rep is all because of the foul daemon Mimms, and he is utterly perfect and faultless...

so close and yet so very fucking far from approaching basic sanity and decency

He always seems to be like this. Just as he seemed to be getting to that point of full realization, then he backhands you with something else that makes you want to tear off your hair.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

Re: Facebook Post 10/30/2013 - Reality Comes Knocking.....

I'm wondering if the email is legit. If it is.......then . I mean, to suddenly get an email from a high school friend to find out everything you thought was a lie. To top it off, he claims high school was the best years of his life.

I guess all we can do is wait to see what happens next. We thought Chris would never commit suicide, but to find out the only time in life he really loved was fake....this probably did some serious damage to whatever sanity he has left (if he even has any)

There are a few times I've felt bad for Chris and this is one of them. :/