FB 10/9 - Fan spooks Chris, Chris gives fucky finger -

[lynx]

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Rude.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Someone might be lying here. How can you love something like that?

 

[Kosher Dill]

The owner of that harsh, booming rapist voice is lucky he didn't get a face full of Mace.

 

[Barley]

I'm just surprised Chris is apologizing for something so simple as flipping the bird, especially when he was provoked.
He's done way worse things, not necessarily provoked, and never apologized for it.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

He was so startled that he didn't even realise that he'd been misgendered

 

[MidiFinch]

Well, it is the month of spooking.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

Honestly, I'm with Chris on this one. I don't like surprises.

 

[alterid]

I think it shows some personal growth that he reflected on it and apologized. It's not hilarious for the masses, but anyone who knows of him well enough to scream at him in public is probably likely to read the apology here or elsewhere!

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

I guess I should've yelled "Julay!"

 

[kobebyarlant]

What a cool guy.

Edit: What an amazing and awesomely cool guy. Best troll ever. 10/10 the new Clyde Cash.

 

[Julaay]

Honestly, he should get used to it being a celebrity. Although, I can't wait to see the video of it!

 

[Ron_Swanson]

reflexive bird response. Nice. Eventually he WILL mace a poor soul who was approaching him with some flowers or something.
E D I T:
I got it! He's exactly like Homer here

Instead of Chris's brain taking lots of time to reply, his reaction is more like "Something was said about me! better flip the bird in case it was offensive!"

 

[Apocalypso]

I suspect Stinky Winky shat himself when he got spooked.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Triggered.

 

[MY 405]

So translation here is: Because I am afraid of rain and lightning, I flipped off some dude who yelled my name? Can you imagine what he'd do if God let loose some thunder?!

 

[Marvin]

This post is pretty chill.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Which one of you assholes did it

 

[ToroidalBoat]

CWC thinks that just by posting that, the person who did that will find and read it.

Spoiler

... and they probably will.

 

[JohnConstantine]

Tfw Chris gets catcalled and you can't even get a date