FB 10/9 Slaweel and Count Graduon Amiibos Confirmed --- Jerkops Coming Soon -

[Kirby]

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[Satoru182]

 

[bearycool]

This story building on the Amiibo is something else entirely.

Dobson ain't got nothing on this.

 

[Satoru182]

I guess is too much asking for an amibo of this MLW

 

[Pikonic]

Slaweel looks alright. Graduon looks a tad bloated.

 

[bearycool]

I guess is too much asking for an amibo of this MLW

**SPOILER ALERT!**

we are the amiibos.

 

[Satoru182]

so what amibo was Graduon originally?

 

[asperhes]

It's interesting that within a few hours he makes two posts, one in which he says he fears and hates surprises, and the other in which he gives away spoilers to his own unwritten comic.

 

[Lipitor]

So Amiibos are like really ornate buttplugs Nintendo tricked weebs into buying, right?

 

[Kirby]

so what amibo was Graduon originally?

Graduon looks like it was a Ganondorf amiibo while Mary Lee Walsh looks like it was taken from a Rosalina amiibo.

Rosalina Amiibos and Ganondorf amiibos sell for double their retail price due to their scarcity and the prices would have eventually gotten even higher as the stock of these amiibo continued to dwindle. But whatever makes Chris happy I guess.

Though I'm pretty sure there is some kid at the Toys R Us that Chris went to that wanted a Ganondorf or Rosalina amiibo that couldn't get it because Chris wanted to break it into pieces.

 

[Ooomegah]

Graduon looks so bad, even for Chris' 'standard'. His neck is melting

 

[The American Hedgehog]

It's interesting that within a few hours he makes two posts, one in which he says he fears and hates surprises, and the other in which he gives away spoilers to his own unwritten comic.

Well, he did give a warning before the spoilers, which is consistent with him saying he wanted a warning before being surprised.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Graduon looks so bad, even for Chris' 'standard'. His neck is melting

What do you expect? He's 4 foot 7 and 194 pounds after all.

 

[NumberingYourState]

I get dibs on Cole Slaweel.

 

[jawsome]

He still has the amazing ability to simultaneously take the shittiest and grainiest photographs. A truly remarkable skill.

 

[MY 405]

So the red shirt jerkops are the first to die, right?

 

[KFC]

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How nicely crafted...

 

[Ray Streip]

Anyone else find themselves going cross-eyed whenever they try reading his long-winded posts lately? So hard to follow...

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

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There's not enough crayola model magic on her tits

0/10 - IGN

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It doesn't say much for the quality of the Jerkops that even on the concept sketch they're gradually melting. That being said, I might buy the one fourth from the left with the enormous cock and the brown-shirted dude cupping his balls.

EDIT: Out of curiosity, I carried out a little census. It's a little hard to tell from the drawing, but Chris appears to have drawn fifteen black Jerkops to twelve white ones. It's good to see that he's improving the comics' minority representation among its mindless evil goons.