FB 11/05/13 - "Apologies" to Megan -

[Tubular Monkey]

 

[The Hunter]

Re: "Apologies" to Megan

I sincerely and deeply apologize to Megan Schroeder, and everyone else who saw the drawing, for ever drawing and for ever wishfully thinking that way.

And to quote Pat Benatar, I hate myself for (EVER) loving you (Megan).

What did you do to Megan?

 

[bradsternum]

Re: "Apologies" to Megan

And to quote Pat Benatar, I hate myself for (EVER) loving you (Megan).

Nice. "I'm sorry, and I hate you."

 

[applecat]

Re: "Apologies" to Megan

Yeah right Chris, we all saw you just put her in Lego detention.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Re: "Apologies" to Megan

That was fucking Joan Jett.

 

[Male]

Re: "Apologies" to Megan

I vote we break Megan out of her lego detention, who's with me?

 

[CatParty]

Re: "Apologies" to Megan

It's never going to go away, Chris.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris's life is such a small circle of events. Megan, Snyder, High School, over and over and over.

 

[Male]

wait:
"WISHFULLY THINKING"????
Oh screw you.

 

[Satoru182]

Re: "Apologies" to Megan

Christmas is early this year!

Half assed apology nothing new to see here. Seriously Chris did you have to finish it with "I hate myself for ever loving you" da fuck!?

 

[snowkitten91]

The Internet never forgets.

 

[CatParty]

Fuck you Chris.

 

[Princess]

He's just so tragically self-absorbed.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Megan Schroeder: I hate you too chris.

 

[DiscipleOfTheLie]

Re: "Apologies" to Megan

Christmas is early this year!

It sure did. I don't even know what to do with myself.

I doubt this will lead to new videos at all, but this along with the new video gives me a little hope. I do find this status a little creepy though.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Re: "Apologies" to Megan

Christmas is early this year!

Half assed apology nothing new to see here. Seriously Chris did you have to finish it with "I hate myself for ever loving you" da fuck!?

Chris apologies are like orgies. They start out with the best of intent, but then quickly become disappointing affairs in which everybody just shows their ass.

 

[Saney]

The Internet never forgets.

Or forgives.

 

[spaps]

>puts lego megan in detention
>flat out states that he hates megan
Chris, could you make your apologies any more fake?

 

[Some JERK]

Re: "Apologies" to Megan

Damn he was this fucking close to an honest-to-god acceptable apology.

but then...

And to quote Pat Benatar, I hate myself for (EVER) loving you (Megan).

he just had take perfectly acceptable words (that were most likely given to him by someone else to say) and add his usual shitty, histrionic flourish at the end of it, thus completely eradicating any benefit or forward progress that those words may have gained him.

Great job, buddy. Next time just read what's on the index card. No ad-libbing.

 

[Male]

Those friends still aren't gonna come crawling back you know