Interests FB 11-10-14 Chris Protests Sonic by Making Photoshops and Hashtags. Calls For Violence. -

[CatParty]

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/750765441684604?pnref=story

 

[drtoboggan]

Nobody but Chris would buy it anyway.

 

[BT 075]

Usually when people riot the streets its because they demand democracy or because there's a natural disaster. Sonichu's arm color is to Chris what the salt march was to Gandhi.

 

[kukkahattutäti]

Don't worry Chris, I'm not buying a single Sonic game ever.

 

[Seahorses]

Does he have any other issue with the game and t.v. show besides the arms? I mean, did it turn out to be a shit game? Is the show shit too?

I would like for him to give us actual reasons, but that is asking too much - obviously.

 

[cans.wav]

Oh God, He' still bitching about this?

 

[VJ 343]

That's kind of funny because I'm looking real close at the DS art for Sonic Boom and they look pretty flesh colored to me. I could be misinterpreting his bandages though.

EDIT: It turns out he really poorly edited the color too, which I didn't see in the screenshot. Nevermind I'm a derp.

 

[Silvana]

It's at moments like this I feel so happy never to have had the slightest aptitude for, or interest in, vidya games.

 

[crash]

It's gotten really old to see him complain about this. He obviously really wants to buy the game.

I did give a smirk though because Chris expects others to "riot". Picturing him with a pitchfork and a keurig to set things ablaze.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

"Riot the streets until they fix the monstrosity."(in reference to Sega turning its trademarked and copyrighted character's arms blue)


Yknow...I'm genuinely struggling here. Has Chris said anything more retarded than this before? Like seriously. The only thing I can think of thats even close is when he said his comics had more fans than human beings on the planet.

 

[Apocalypso]

Move over, Umbrella Revolution, here comes the Sonic Arms Revolution.

 

[Lalala]

Viva la resistance, we shall not stand for a beloved character being recoloured and shoved into a lame alternate universe!

...wait...

 

[Stud2Stud]

Does he have any other issue with the game and t.v. show besides the arms? I mean, did it turn out to be a shit game? Is the show shit too?

I would like for him to give us actual reasons, but that is asking too much - obviously.

We know for Chris it's enough if something -anything really- happens and easily discernible characters hop around. Story, Characters or Gameplay aren't important, everything that counts is Chris can sit down and be occupied with something for half an hour or so.

Now what's important is the colors of the arms, cause apparently that's a dealbreaker and can make something completely unwatchable/unplayable.

 

[Dr.Research]

Why doesnt he put blue armed Sonic in a Sonichu comic? Maybe have Sonichu need to find some color gem and turn his arms back or defeat blue armed Sonic and have him give up the location to the TRUE and HONEST Sonic.
I mean, he always used the comics to document his causes before.

 

[Holdek]

brb, rioting

 

[Apocalypso]

"Riot the streets" you say? I already smell a movie title here:

Spoiler

Les Misérables 2: A Farewell To Arms

 

[KillerBob]

Never mind the arms, what does OPL think of Sonic's amazing new scarf?!?

But seriously this is like a parody of Sonic fan-boys right here. I think even Sammy would be ashamed.

 

[JohnConstantine]

 

[theobservdr]

Classic Chris. But needs him raging on YouTube.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Why doesnt he put blue armed Sonic in a Sonichu comic? Maybe have Sonichu need to find some color gem and turn his arms back or defeat blue armed Sonic and have him give up the location to the TRUE and HONEST Sonic.
I mean, he always used the comics to document his causes before.

He's doing that now with his Legos (or at least in private) apparently. One of the weird things about Sonichu is: His lore went on even if the comics didn't. That's why Sonichu got married between comics (most likely since OPL figured they couldn't wait till the next issue or something).

It's really like Chris is more a chronicler of events he witnesses in realtime (or rather cwctime), so even to this day, the Sonichu Legend is still unfolding, but he no longer makes an effort to really tell us about it. Only from time to time, we get a glimpse at the new events such as Robbee and the Tomgirls or whatever their name was. So it's very likely he's using the modded Blue Armed Sonic figure to actually live out such fantasies.