Chris has put together quite a list this year! Despite being a very naughty boy by Threatening Trump with Assassination, he thinks he deserves a truly 1% Christmas. Let's crunch some numbers: This year, Chris asks for 18 individual items, With that much future landfill, he'll need a bigger tree just to fit it all under! These toys have an Average price of $47.76, with the Lowest price being a meager $11 and the Highest being $149.99, yes, really. If you wish to be the worlds biggest Santa to the worlds biggest Autistic, the Grand Total comes out to an absolutely stunning $859.71. To put some perspective on that number, $859 is equivalent to: ~3,438 C-Quarters ~344 Q-Quarters 158% of Chris Court cost over the Blarms! protest To date, Chris has spent over $1300 on toys and vidya this year, undoubtedly much more that we are not aware of (yet). To date, $0 has been raised to fix Barbs Teeth, which have been rotting for over a year.