Facebook FB 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10/29 -

[Thetan]

Looks like Chris is throwing himself another public pity party. The new "artwork" is interesting, to say the least! Something tells me he didn't get his PS4.

Enjoy!

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[The I Scream Man]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

Ahahahaha oh god!

PAIN Enduring since October 29, 2013

My Heart: Lost of Past True Friendships and the (theoretical) LOVE from it...

Ironed Front Flat, and Steel-Plated/Bolted, to keep it Flat...constantly Bleeding Love and Emotions LOST!! Brusing to constant Heart Pain and Ache! With caving in of the (breast) chest space in front of it.

Irreparible...caused by the hurtfullest truth of [close] High School Gal Pal ("Hired Help"), Sarah Bevel. Total Adult, Condensating B***H

Hired Help? I don't know what to say. I mean...oh boy.

EDIT: You know what fuck it here's the whole transcript^^

Double Edit: Thetan you rule

 

[Bucharest]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

"...condensating bitch."

So hurt he can't decide whether the girl's being condescending or accumulating water vapor.

Bravo, Chris.

 

[Banshee]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

Oh, so it was Sarah. Ouch.

That heart actually looks like a heart too. But Jesus Christ, High School should not matter that much to you when you are in your 30s.

Also "condensating" does not mean what he thinks it means.

 

[Thetan]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

"...condensating bitch."

So hurt he can't decide whether the girl's being condescending or accumulating water vapor.

Bravo, Chris.

Honor roll vocabulary skillz in action!

 

[The I Scream Man]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

On the one hand I feel kinda bad that I'm taking this much glee in another persons suffering.

On the other hand, HOLY SMOKES IT WAS SARAH! Man I'd love to see more correspondence, I'll bet there's some crazy stuff floating around out there

 

[Bgheff]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

Interesting. I wonder if Sarah said something, or if Chris just inferred it from the whole "Bob negotiates friends for him" deal.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

Interesting. I wonder if Sarah said something, or if Chris just inferred it from the whole "Bob negotiates friends for him" deal.

I wonder if the negotiating was actual, literal negotiation or something he heard someone say or was told and didn't understand...or some other, third thing. Either way what a bombshell, I'd have trouble understanding why someone would make that mistake or care in the first place, but Chris is able to take things to strange places.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

Like a real adult, he expressed his emotions in a way that could be placed on a refrigerator.

Look on the bright side, Chris. At least you've... oh.

 

[A-Stump]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

Ok, the writing on that looks like the disjointed ramblings of a madman. No coherency, just a sprawling jumble of emotives that Chris probably thought was poetic but really it just looks...confused.

 

[Coldgrip]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

...Ironed Flat and Steel-Plated/Bolted, to keep it Flat... constantly Bleeding Love and Emotions LOST!!

This has to be the most awkward purple prose I've ever read.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

Wait a minute! Did he say 'HURTFULLEST'?

HURTFULLEST IS THE SECRET WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!

 

[A-Stump]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

Wait a minute! Did he say 'HURTFULLEST'?

HURTFULLEST IS THE SECRET WORD OF THE DAY!!!!!!!

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa18 ... peewee.gif

 

[Pickle Man]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

New drawing? Atleast we know he was able to find his paper and marker from the bottomless hoard.

 

[snowkitten91]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

Does this mean that Sarah is the new queen bee troll? What about his reunion plans, has he given them up already?

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

Keep showing people you are an unstable tard chris

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

When the end comes, Chris will consider everyone on earth either JERKS or BITCHES.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

Looks like Chris is throwing himself another public pity party. The new "artwork" is interesting, to say the least! Something tells me he didn't get his PS4.

Enjoy!

http://i.imgur.com/RhgrEE9.png

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http://i.imgur.com/dIWp3eq.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/cRVUu83.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/j0E79uJ.jpg

So Chris have an artificial heart now? He's going to live forever guys.

 

[snowkitten91]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

When the end comes, Chris will consider everyone on earth either JERKS or BITCHES.

The world vs Chris.

Obviously, we all know who wins in the end.

 

[Bgheff]

Re: Facebook 11/19/2013 - Hurt, Lonely, & Depressed since 10

For a timeframe.

September 12, 2013

I am baffled! I get an email from one of my Closest Gal-Pals, Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram; she tells me, "I don't really know you". Is She Serious?! She, Tiffany Gowen and I shared a Home Ec class our Seinor Year; we ate lunch together on those same days. She made me feel better one day when I was feeling a difficult time. She came to my 18th Birthday Party. HOW could she NOT know me; we were Friends. - g feeling upset.

Oct 18th, 2013 High school lego video happens. Chris drops the "Bob negotiates for my friends."

Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Chris whines about an e-mail supposedly from Molly.

November 19th, 2013

Chris whines that Sarah was only a hired friend.

I am assuming there was followed up correspondence with Sarah where she dropped they were only his friends because he was the tard kid. I assumed it dropped before the lego video, but I wonder why Chris kept it bottled up for so long. Or why he only is currently blaming Sarah for being a hurtful truth causing condensation bitch.