Facebook FB 11/28/2013 CWC Thanksgiving Message -

[Thetan]

This went out to 60 or so people. I'm posting in an attempt to shed some light on the speculations regarding how Chris spent his holiday.

 

[Bigguy28]

Wow, he just can not get over high school not being as awesome as he thought it was. He's just going to keep going on about it until they apologize then offer to be his real friends isn't he?

 

[Picklepower]

Even when he isn't being trolled he's still miserable, just wait till Barb dies, shit.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

He can't love his mom and dogs because... High school?

Agh.

 

[Marvin]

One other thing I guess I can feel thanks for, _______ has shortened my life span with her heart flattening and steel-plating news.

As sad as Chris is trying to portray himself (and I would imagine he actually is depressed), I can't help but laugh at his poor language skills. Chris is really bad at making analogies about his depression because they just come out hilarious instead of sad.

 

[CatParty]

One other thing I guess I can feel thanks for, _______ has shortened my life span with her heart flattening and steel-plating news.

As sad as Chris is trying to portray himself (and I would imagine he actually is depressed), I can't help but laugh at his poor language skills. Chris is really bad at making analogies about his depression because they just come out hilarious instead of sad.

it's really amusing in that wouldn't one view "steel plating" as fortifying? wouldn't this be a good thing?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

One other thing I guess I can feel thanks for, _______ has shortened my life span with her heart flattening and steel-plating news.

Wow. That is the single most passive aggressive thing I've ever seen him say.

 

[CalmMyTits]

What I find really sad/stupid is how he says he is now unable to reciprocate love to those who love him, just because of the high school shit.

 

[Pikonic]

One other thing I guess I can feel thanks for, _______ has shortened my life span with her heart flattening and steel-plating news.

Wow. That is the single most passive aggressive thing I've ever seen him say.

Youre probably right. He said on oct. 28 he wanted to kill himself. It could also be his way of still sounding suicidal.

 

[random_pickle]

So let me get this straight, Chris can't give any love back to Barb and the dogs for Thanksgiving because of shit that happened in Highschool? It isn't hard to atleast pretend to be happy for the sake of those around you.

 

[hellbound]

He has one thing right: having based his entire post-high school life on high school being a utopia, having that illusion removed makes the intervening years absurd.

 

[CatParty]

so wait, this supposedly "goodhearted" person is badmouthing a former fellow classmate to an almost exclusive audience of former fellow classmates?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

He's really running with the steel plate analogy.

 

[The Knife]

So the same set of people who haven't talked to him in thirteen years still haven't talked to him in thirteen years, just for an entirely different reason.

 

[Marvin]

One other thing I guess I can feel thanks for, _______ has shortened my life span with her heart flattening and steel-plating news.

Wow. That is the single most passive aggressive thing I've ever seen him say.

Youre probably right. He said on oct. 28 he wanted to kill himself. It could also be his way of still sounding suicidal.

Eh, I really don't think so. Chris has always claimed that stress will lower your lifespan. It's why he's claiming that trolls killed Bob nowadays. I mean, stress does affect your health, but as Alec said to me privately a bit ago, it'll be the stress of living in that shithole house for ten years that'll do Chris in. But yeah, I'm pretty sure Chris is claiming the stress of finding out the truth about his beloved high school is reducing his lifespan.

 

[R.A.E.L.]

He's never gonna stop harping on about high school, is he?

 

[Uzumaki]

I hope all this "I can no longer love my mother and pets because of heartache" is just more of Chris's poetry of the vulgar. It's either just a naked sympathy grab, or Chris is legitimately so upset that whatever superficial happiness he associates with love he's no longer able to experience.

This highschool stuff seems to have completely slain him. That's what happens when get too invested in the past.

 

[Christ-Chan]

It may be the negronis talking but I legit burst out laughing at the "you are killing meee and these wounds won't heeeal" part.

 

[Thetan]

One other thing I guess I can feel thanks for, _______ has shortened my life span with her heart flattening and steel-plating news.

Eh, I really don't think so. Chris has always claimed that stress will lower your lifespan. It's why he's claiming that trolls killed Bob nowadays. I mean, stress does affect your health, but as Alec said to me privately a bit ago, it'll be the stress of living in that shithole house for ten years that'll do Chris in. But yeah, I'm pretty sure Chris is claiming the stress of finding out the truth about his beloved high school is reducing his lifespan.

Of course he's not going to factor in the impact his shitty diet and almost total lack of exercise have on his lifespan. Much easier to blame 'stress' from 'trolls', ex gal pals.... whatever rather than take responsibility and take charge of his life.

As far as poor ol' Bob goes, I'm sure that Chris' tomgirl shtick put him under more stress than the trolls' antics. It was obvious that Bob had some hopes and dreams for Chris. He wasn't a great parent by any means, but it seemed like he at least tried to guide Chris and shape his development earlier on. Bob's recommendation that Chris enroll in a CADD course is a prime example of this.

Chris had to know that his cross-dressing would upset Bob. You'd think that he would have at least laid off on it while Bob was seriously ill in the hospital. Then again, this is Chris.....

 

[CatParty]

Eh, I really don't think so. Chris has always claimed that stress will lower your lifespan. It's why he's claiming that trolls killed Bob nowadays. I mean, stress does affect your health, but as Alec said to me privately a bit ago, it'll be the stress of living in that shithole house for ten years that'll do Chris in. But yeah, I'm pretty sure Chris is claiming the stress of finding out the truth about his beloved high school is reducing his lifespan.

the most "stress from trolls" that would have effected bob, would have come directly from chris whining about them. there wasn't that much trolling directed solely at bob. if we are going by chris's idea of trolls causing heart weakening stress, chris would be responsible for bob's heart troubles.