FB 12/08/2016 - "Social Networking" -

[ulsterscotsman]

 

[Tonberry]

He's not into socializing online, but has no qualms about posting pics of his fucking taint on his profile. Good to know.

 

[qld]

It's not really socializing when his social media output is like an unfiltered, one-way sewage discharge pipe. He may have more luck with online socialization if his autistic stubbornness would actually bend and respond appropriately to the feedback of the masses. But if it wasn't going to happen nine years ago, it ain't going to happen now.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

After posting the whole incest-thing he won't be able to socialize anymore...what a autistic birdbrain he is.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Maybe, just maybe, having a rotten scum personality makes socializing difficult.

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

He would socialize online a lot better if he could refrain from spewing his tranny bullshit and demented autistic rants for an hour or two.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

And yet, we are all friends because of him. Isn't it ironic?

 

[mrmilkman]

How often does he even converse with anyone? Everything he types isn't followed upon. It's just white knights trying to reason with him and him not responding.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Even online people can tell he's autistic.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

How often does he even converse with anyone? Everything he types isn't followed upon. It's just white knights trying to reason with him and him not responding.

That's not even to be considered as 'socializing'. He just posts about random stuff and thinks he's interacting with people online.

 

[WEEDle]

Online socializing is a lot easier when you actually read and respond to messages people send you. Just a tip. The one-way sewage pipe is a very apt metaphor.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I like how the last thing he posted was the command "get off your ass and give me money" directed to Cole, who doesn't even read his posts, and he wonders why he sucks at socializing.

And, of course, he'll ignore everything Quinn and co. suggest in the comments.

 

[Cackman]

The funny part of this is Chris doesn't even know what socializing really is. Other people's opinions are to be disregarded at best and give him the prickly wicklies at worst.

What he wants is a mannequin he can unload whatever trivial bullshit he has rattling around his head onto while it nods in agreement the entire time. If it can give him free cash then even better.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

What he wants is a mannequin he can unload whatever trivial bullshit he has rattling around his head onto while it nods in agreement the entire time. If it can give him free cash then even better.

That reminds me of the time he said that the Siri app is "a great conversationalist."

 

[Cackman]

That reminds me of the time he said that the Siri app is "a great conversationalist."

Heh. That's pretty telling. The "not a total substitute" comment was probably in reference to it not having a vagina he could stick his dick in.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Heh. That's pretty telling. The "not a total substitute" comment was probably in reference to it not having a vagina he could stick his dick in.

Someone send this to Chris.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...the-new-sex-toy-no-one-asked-for-9568074.html

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Someone send this to Chris.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...the-new-sex-toy-no-one-asked-for-9568074.html

Is there a PS4 version of it? Could be usefull to Chris.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

"Social networking" is one of the things he has no trouble with. All there is to it is posting stupid thoughts that never needed to be shared and getting other idiots to comment on it. He's got that down with flying colors.

 

[niggers]

imagine chris' daily life

just sitting alone in a room reading clickbait with a stinging taint

forever

 

[Karen Riley]

Chris's ranting when it comes to how much he hates socialising online always irks me, the reason being that it's clear that he thinks he's above socialising online and deserves to have plenty of face to face friends in real life. The problem is that he's never done anything to deserve having real life friends and just expects everything good to automatically come to him.

As proven by Chris's self mutilaton because lesbians made fun of him for not having a vagina and him openly admitting to dreaming about fucking his mother, Chris can't even nail the online socialising side of things let alone the offline. He's right where he deserves to be.