FB 12/10 - For GodJesus's sake, Sega, change Sonic's arm color -

[lynx]

it would appear Chris's recent breakup and house move have done little to deter Chris's desire to have the arms changed.

 

[Coster]

Something in me really wanted him to have said GodJesus in this post.

 

[ShavedSheep]

Seems like he got over his terrorism phase.

 

[bradsternum]

Somewhere, a Sega Exec is plotting another carefully timed pickle joke.

 

[LordCustos3]

Chris: Change it Back.
The Universe: No.

 

[Le Bateleur]

At least Chris punctuates better than TJ Church...

 

[asperhes]

Seems like he got over his terrorism phase.

Why do you say that? This is just an attack on the problem from another angle. He's looking for leverage against Sega anywhere he can.

 

[ShavedSheep]

Why do you say that? This is just an attack on the problem from another angle. He's looking for leverage against Sega anywhere he can.

The lack of explicit bombing demands was more of what I was referring to.

 

[The Knife]

Sweethearts come and go, but Chris' relationship with Sonic is eternal. They'll get over this little rocky patch. Just you wait.

 

[jemas42]

Wow, he bounced back pretty fast. I guess he could just be channeling his anger into the anti-blue arm protest, but I don't know if Chris is actually capable of that.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Hey, corporation headquartered in a country where less than 1% of people are Christians, do it for Jesus!

 

[The Lone Wanderer]

Two things I noticed:

1) Why is OPL using the british spelling of "Colour"
2) Wasn't the big thing sanic 'sperg bitched about in the past was "Sanic isn't supposed to have Green Eyes!"......while the Sonic Boom incarnation not only has blue arms but green eyes.

His prosopagnosia makes him immune to the eye colour change.

 

[Meowthkip]

What about the Bear's sake?

 

[_blank_]

If the five stages of grief is actually a thing, i think Chris is close to or in the "Bargaining" stage. Granted, with Chris it's more begging but in any case, he's already sailed through "Denial" and "Anger."
Should be odd though, next stage is "Depression." I assume he's probably going to lump Catherine dumping him and somehow blaming that on Sega as well.

 

[Jetman]

If the five stages of grief is actually a thing, i think Chris is close to or in the "Bargaining" stage. Granted, with Chris it's more begging but in any case, he's already sailed through "Denial" and "Anger."
Should be odd though, next stage is "Depression." I assume he's probably going to lump Catherine dumping him and somehow blaming that on Sega as well.

ITS A CONSPIRACY, MAN!

 

[Gene Parmesan]

If the five stages of grief is actually a thing, i think Chris is close to or in the "Bargaining" stage. Granted, with Chris it's more begging but in any case, he's already sailed through "Denial" and "Anger."
Should be odd though, next stage is "Depression." I assume he's probably going to lump Catherine dumping him and somehow blaming that on Sega as well.

No way this train hits all 5 stops. End of the line is "Acceptance"... No way in hell Chris accepts the changes.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

You know, when I don't like a game, I just don't play it.

 

[Enceladeans]

What about the Bear's sake?

A reading from Paul's Second Epistle to the Ursines:

And whoever of thee forsakes the name bestowed upon them by the Bear, so shall the Bear forsake you. Invoke Him not.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

"Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain"

I'm pretty sure by now Chris has broken every commandment other than "Thou shalt not kill", but he sure did try with Snyder.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris: Change it Back.
The Universe: No.

Worse than No. The universe is just ignoring him.

And maybe I'm just trollingly stupid, but I honestly think he looks better with blue arms. However abysmal the game might be, they've actually done a nice job of making Sonic look good again. He's not dripping with millennial attitude anymore.