FB 12/13 - Sorbet found after being lost in 14BC -

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[lynx]

the horde hungers for new blood and there's nothing you can do about it, chris.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

I love it how Chris managed not to realise that the actual moral of the story is "if your house looks like a garbage dump, perhaps you should clean it up".

 

[The Lawgiver]

I can only imagine the exchange as it wasn't recorded.

"SORBET GET OUT OF THERE!"

 

[ICametoLurk]

THE HOARD NEEDS MORE CATS, ITS NOT CONTENT WITH JUST SCAMPER AND KITTY.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

THE HOARD NEEDS MORE CATS, ITS NOT CONTENT WITH JUST SCAMPER AND KITTY.

As long as Barb is still breathing, a cat is fine, too.

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

god damn the hoard must be getting big

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Didnt Chris prioritize resuing his stupid-ass toys before anything else during the fire?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

First the hoard saves Barb from a fall, then it almost absorbs a poor cat.

The hoard moves in mysterious ways.

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

First the hoard saves Barb from a fall, then it almost absorbs a poor cat.

The hoard moves in mysterious ways.

Maybe the hoard is mind controlled by Barb

 

[Rich Lee Konsumov]

So Chris's extensive search the previous night excluded an entire room of the house. Then he finally "rescued" his cat through the heroic act of opening a door. Your medal's in the post, fatso.

Also, wasn't the bathroom where the fire started? The hoard's evil must be concentrated there. EDIT: I misread "bedroom" as "bathroom", so there goes that theory.

 

[Hyperion]

Oh thank Godbear the cat wasn't harmed after the hellish ordeal of being stuck in a room for a few hours.

 

[CatParty]

someone call animal services. these poor creatures are being abused and need a good home

http://madisongreenehumanesociety.com/

http://www.greenecountyva.gov/county-services/animal-shelter

http://fspca.org/

 

[Squealer]

Surprised the dogs didn't kill it

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

The real surprise here is that Barb WALKED to the thermostat.

 

[Hyperion]

So whats the odds that Sorbet took a crap in there and that his poo is just part of the hoard now?

Oh wait, thats just standard procedure at Casa de Chandler

 

[Flareon]

what a gripping tale

 

[Aldora]

My family have had cats for as long as I can remember, and I have never had one wake me up because they are hungry. I think that sentence says a lot about the welfare of the cats.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Chris assuming the cat wouldn't be behind a closed door because nobody in the house would have put the work in to open a door.

 

[TiggerNits]

Oh thank Godbear the cat wasn't harmed after the hellish ordeal of being stuck in a room for a few hours.

Afterall, it is the CWC origin story!