FB 12/15 - Comrade Phil promulgates his Five-Year Plan -

Peace and Harmony

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And by "year" I mean "hour".

More "harassment" at the place where he was previously "harassed"...and he'll probably keep going back there. Fucking tard.

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Smutley

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How strange! Originally Phil's surgery was for January, and then as of last month it was February.

Now it's been pushed back to "spring" of 2016!

It's almost like... he didn't get his magic letters, has no doctor willing to do it, and he's praying none of the 5 people who haven't muted his feed will continue to believe the lie.
 

lindsayfan

What am I but hot blood?
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My anticipation for Phil trying to destroy the Long Haul for being transmisogyspanic is what Star Wars fans must feel about The Force Awakens.

I wish there was video of the meeting about trying to ban Phil. I would watch it in imax and camp out in line for tickets.
 

GetShrekt

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I wonder how the police would feel about Phil pulling knives on people.

The main difference between Phil and OPL is that although Phil comes across as much more violent and unstable online, he's actually too much of a pussy to really hurt anyone. That's why Chris has a criminal record and Phil doesn't.

...The creator of Sonichu being more of a badass than someone else in the world, who would have thought?
 

Twrx

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The main difference between Phil and OPL is that although Phil comes across as much more violent and unstable online, he's actually too much of a pussy to really hurt anyone. That's why Chris has a criminal record and Phil doesn't.

...The creator of Sonichu being more of a badass than someone else in the world, who would have thought?


That's probably the most pathetic thing I've ever read. It's insane that opl is a much more dangerous person than Phil.
 

HickoryDickory

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Won't ADF's pet lice die if the storage unit he plans to rent gets bug bombed? And I'm sure he's too lazy to use a proper bathroom, so will he have a coffee can or bucket in the corner? So many ways that storage unit alone will get messed up... I hope it happens. Then we might get a story about a burly, 50 year old white guy tossing him from the premises after figging him.
 

VLAD

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How strange! Originally Phil's surgery was for January, and then as of last month it was February.

Now it's been pushed back to "spring" of 2016!

It's almost like... he didn't get his magic letters, has no doctor willing to do it, and he's praying none of the 5 people who haven't muted his feed will continue to believe the lie.
In support of trans rights, he's going to coincide his surgery with the Steam release of Revolution 60.
 

Drawets Rednaxela

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If Philthy does live another five years, I can't see him having a job, proper living conditions and a vagina within that timeframe. If at all.
 

U. cinereoargenteus

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Er, correct me if I'm wrong, but for a surgery like an orchi that leaves you off your feet for a while/might be hard for a single person to care for, doesn't the surgeon want proof of address and/or confirmation with a real live human being who will help you during recovery? I'm pretty sure a storage unit and a head mate do not count as those things. Maybe he'll try and crash with some poor soul. . .Ten bucks says he gets booted for being terrifying (assuming he ever gets surgery at all) and goes to the ER whining his incision hurts.
 

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