Facebook FB 12/23/2013: Justine Sacco's Autistic Sex Dream -

[KatsuKitty]

Apparently, this is in reference to disgraced PR exec Justine Sacco's now-closed Twitter, which recieved recent media attention for a tweet she posted about not getting AIDS in Africa because she's white.

This post must've caught Chris's eye:

I had a sex dream about an autistic kid last night. #fml
— Justine Sacco (@JustineSacco) February 24, 2012

...and he proceeded to make it all about himself yet again. The "bragging", if you can call it that, being about the fact that at least one woman out there has hidden desires for autistic men like himself. (Which evidenced by the #fml hashtag, is obviously untrue.)

 

[Kyoosand]

I'm going out on a limb here, but I doubt this person's dream-aspie looked anything like Chris. Plus there were no mention of water mazes.

Chris can't even get laid in the dream world anymore, it seems.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I hope one of his gal-pals says "go have sex with her then, nothing's stopping you".

 

[4Macie]

And I don't understand why he's happy about this. Justine Sacco is some ex-PR executive who tweeted: "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!" So, some racist woman said some sarcastic comment about having a sex dream about an autistic person and ... Oh... never mind. Racism is their common ground, I get it. So, how did he find out about this girl? Did he follow her on twitter? lol

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Smug as always, Chris will use this to confirm his delusions that he is a highly desirable man woman can't get enough of. In fact this will make his delusions even worse. Now he will taunt these women for missing out on the rapture of being his harem.

I bet those people who said Chris was destroyed by the latest revelation feel foolish. Chris' ego cannot be destroyed, only temporarily suppressed before coming back larger then ever.

 

[KatsuKitty]

And I don't understand why he's happy about this. Justine Sacco is some ex-PR executive who tweeted: "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!" So, some racist woman said some sarcastic comment about having a sex dream about an autistic person and ... Oh... never mind. Racism is their common ground, I get it. So, how did he find out about this girl? Did he follow her on twitter? lol

He probably read it in the news. Which means he reads the news, an interesting revelation in and of itself.

 

[OfflineCyberBully]

This confirms it. Chris' ego is made of flubber. Crush it all you want, reality. He'll just soar higher in his own mind. So there, everyone else, because obviously, he's the most famous autistic person on the Interwebs, so any and all posts concerning autistic individuals refer to him specifically.

It's hilarious how he uses this as a way to say 'screw you, I am so hot' to his ex-gal-pals, as if they were crawling hand-over-fist for a bit of CWC duckpickle.

But the most interesting thing about this to me is that he actually is aware of a current event, even though said event is incredibly unimportant in the grand scheme of the world. Minutiae is Chris' one true love, the more irrelevant, the better.

 

[NegaCWC]

I like how he refers to his former female acquaintances as "girl-friends". It's if he doesn't want to admit to never having a girlfriend, so he tells himself "well, I Did Have GIRLS who were Friends of mine, so That's kinda of Counts". I remember him using a similar logic in order to make himself believe that he dated The Wallflower:

[8:38 pm]Jacklyn Romy: so you werent actually dating
[8:39 pm] CWC: We were dating.
[8:39 pm] CWC: I took her out and treated her.
[8:39 pm] Jacklyn Romy: but you said she just wanted to be freinds
[8:39 pm] Jacklyn Romy: dating means "boyfriend and girlfriend"
[8:40 pm] CWC: We agreed on the time and date and plans, I picked her up, took her out for good times, escorted her back home; I think that constitutes a date.
[8:40 pm] Jacklyn Romy: nah, not really
[8:40 pm] CWC: Well, in my mind at least, I had an optimistic outlook.
[8:40 pm] Jacklyn Romy: thats just two friends hanging out, not a date

And so it goes on...

 

[cahoots]

And I don't understand why he's happy about this. Justine Sacco is some ex-PR executive who tweeted: "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!" So, some racist woman said some sarcastic comment about having a sex dream about an autistic person and ... Oh... never mind. Racism is their common ground, I get it. So, how did he find out about this girl? Did he follow her on twitter? lol

He probably read it in the news. Which means he reads the news, an interesting revelation in and of itself.

I bet he probably stumbled upon it through some random autism blog or group. Or rather some news article mentioned it and the autism/sex parts attracted him like a magnet.

Given how all of his Twitter subscriptions are for gaming, I doubt he follows Sacco or has any idea who she is, other than she's in his mind "a female willing to bang an autistic", which personally validates him. He probably also thinks #fml means #ForMuchLove or totally ignores it. If he even read her AIDs tweet he probably wouldn't see a problem with it anyway.

 

[BizarreScenario]

Chris doesn't seem to be very familiar with psychological lexicon, evidence by his use of the word "conscious."

 

[Anchuent Christory]

As far as clutching at straws goes, that's about as desperate as it gets. And there's the fact that autism is hardly the only barrier standing between him and a girlfriend, is it? And lets take the opportunity to enjoy the irony of a 31 year old man-child (whose most recent exploit was building a high school out of Lego in order to win a competition for pre-teen children) calling other people "immature"

It also, once again, highlights the importance he places on dreams. I'd love to know about some of the dreams he keeps to himself, I wonder how he comes to terms with the inevitable homo-erotic thoughts that are bound to creep in there?

 

[cahoots]

I like how he refers to his former female acquaintances as "girl-friends". It's if he doesn't want to admit to never having a girlfriend, so he tells himself "well, I Did Have GIRLS who were Friends of mine, so That's kinda of Counts". I remember him using a similar logic in order to make himself believe that he dated The Wallflower:

[8:38 pm]Jacklyn Romy: so you werent actually dating
[8:39 pm] CWC: We were dating.
[8:39 pm] CWC: I took her out and treated her.
[8:39 pm] Jacklyn Romy: but you said she just wanted to be freinds
[8:39 pm] Jacklyn Romy: dating means "boyfriend and girlfriend"
[8:40 pm] CWC: We agreed on the time and date and plans, I picked her up, took her out for good times, escorted her back home; I think that constitutes a date.
[8:40 pm] Jacklyn Romy: nah, not really
[8:40 pm] CWC: Well, in my mind at least, I had an optimistic outlook.
[8:40 pm] Jacklyn Romy: thats just two friends hanging out, not a date

And so it goes on...

Agreed. He also saw hanging out with Megan at the PLace as dating her too. Also in the Chris's Big Night Out Videos the girl tells her friend that Chris would react badly if he found out she had a boyfriend, and to not tell him, meaning that he was showing attraction toward her. Also evident of his quest to get china that night is this quote from when she doesn't immediately jump all over him:

Chris: All female hands on me!
Girl: [laughs] So, how does the drink taste?
Chris: [sighs] It—it's good.

While he has had actual interactions I'd call a date (Emily, Hambeast), I wonder if he's ever hung out with a girl and not considered it a romantic event (maybe when he was with Roach lol). I also wonder if he considers the time the gal-pals came to his birthday party as one big orgy...

TL;DR Chris never lets an opportunity to pound tomtom escape.

edit: I was wondering what the hell MANOS meant when I read it on the board, thinking it was some acronym. I get it now...well played, sirs.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I read this and I think there is this rage building up inside of Chris and this isn't so much of an ego thing. I think the tone of this message is similar to when he tried get the trolls after the Walmart manager. He wants to lash out at people, both us and the galpals. He just wants to say "fuck you haters" because he doesn't have a coping mechanism to deal with his anger.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

It also, once again, highlights the importance he places on dreams. I'd love to know about some of the dreams he keeps to himself, I wonder how he comes to terms with the inevitable homo-erotic thoughts that are bound to creep in there?

That's what the Sailor Moon poster's for.

 

[soIregistered]

Has anyone mentioned that she posted that tweet on Chris's birthday in 2012? Maybe...it WAS about him! *dun dun*

 

[CatParty]

So a joke about an intangible thing (a nightmare) punctuated with fml at the end of it is what validates Chris these days.
It's like grabbing at thin air and thinking he's grabbed all the straws.

 

[scxthursday]

I assume no one has ever informed Chris the meaning of the acronym for "Fuck My Life (FML)?"

 

[Coffee Overdose]

And I don't understand why he's happy about this. Justine Sacco is some ex-PR executive who tweeted: "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!" So, some racist woman said some sarcastic comment about having a sex dream about an autistic person and ... Oh... never mind. Racism is their common ground, I get it. So, how did he find out about this girl? Did he follow her on twitter? lol

He probably read it in the news. Which means he reads the news, an interesting revelation in and of itself.

I wouldn't think he reads the news but watches he. He was complaining on facebook about the gays being all over the media awhile back and Anna kinda chewed him out for a little bit.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I find the fact that he said Ex-Girlfriends and not Ex-Gal-Pals very telling.

Has he managed to convince himself that he was some how involved with these ladies?

 

[Marvin]

I find the fact that he said Ex-Girlfriends and not Ex-Gal-Pals very telling.

Has he managed to convince himself that he was some how involved with these ladies?

Nah, he's saying ex-girl-friends.