"188 lbs"
FB 12/23 - Autistic Phil suffering from deadly consumption illness (likely AIDS) -
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Looking into some solutions.
gophergoober
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When will he ever admit he is a fatass and a man and white?
Most people do "net gain" around the holidays, because they have loving families that make sure they're well fed with delicious holiday feasts.
Unfortunately for our pet spud, most soup kitchens don't have a vegan option.
Unfortunately for our pet spud, most soup kitchens don't have a vegan option.
what doesn't he have at this point
oh dear, 3lb over 3 weeks?
clearly phil is dying
clearly phil is dying
Do you think he's fantasizing via Facebook status again?
A healthy, normal body mass index.
Phil is fine with showing us gross selfies of himself in bondage gear but won't step on a scale and pretends that a picture of a road sign should somehow convince us that he weighs what he claims? Not buying it.
Clearly the imaginary tranny dick-lopping doctor needs to increase Phil's intravenous intake of horse semen during his post-operative recovery period.
Speaking of period, can Phil menstruate out of the mechanically drilled hole between his legs yet?
Speaking of period, can Phil menstruate out of the mechanically drilled hole between his legs yet?
Most people would be excited about dropping 1 lb a week. Because three lbs in less than a month is pretty good by normal standards.
By Phil standards, dropping 3 lbs which also so happens to match another road sign for an incredibly tiny stretch of road (Calif. Route 188 is only two miles long according to google) even though he's still hovering just around 190 anyway is somehow cause for national alarm in idiotstan.
Discounting the vegan shit because we all know Phil is just using that as a label like he pretends to be transgender purely for hipster points online.
Still, for a moment, if Phil actually is telling the truth here and he weighs about 190 lbs, combined with the 20 lb pack of bondage shit he has AND the horrible condition of his legs...how in the fuck has he managed to avoid respiratory problems again simply by being a combined ~210 mass of fat that has less daily vitamin intake than fucking OPL?
By Phil standards, dropping 3 lbs which also so happens to match another road sign for an incredibly tiny stretch of road (Calif. Route 188 is only two miles long according to google) even though he's still hovering just around 190 anyway is somehow cause for national alarm in idiotstan.
Discounting the vegan shit because we all know Phil is just using that as a label like he pretends to be transgender purely for hipster points online.
Still, for a moment, if Phil actually is telling the truth here and he weighs about 190 lbs, combined with the 20 lb pack of bondage shit he has AND the horrible condition of his legs...how in the fuck has he managed to avoid respiratory problems again simply by being a combined ~210 mass of fat that has less daily vitamin intake than fucking OPL?
friends
If you'll notice Phil hasn't posted any pictures of himself since we mocked him and his ham arms a month or two ago.
That's because he's not lost any weight. He's a porker and without any real life friends anymore he thinks he can say anything he wants and it'll be believed by the only people left: robin, Maxie, and us.
The truth is he's hovering around 250. He's that bald fat guy who posts a high school picture on OKCupid and wonders why his dates go to the bathroom and never come back.
That's because he's not lost any weight. He's a porker and without any real life friends anymore he thinks he can say anything he wants and it'll be believed by the only people left: robin, Maxie, and us.
The truth is he's hovering around 250. He's that bald fat guy who posts a high school picture on OKCupid and wonders why his dates go to the bathroom and never come back.
So that's why that guy OD'd in the Red and Black bathroom...
He is right. He belongs in a cage in the middle of deep space where he will never have any contact with humanity again
For once, Phil is right. He really should've specified that he belongs in a cage at the zoo though.
Calling it now: The next time Phil tells us he has lost weight, he will claim that he is now at 174 pounds.
Female apparatus
A home
Useful skills
Ability to ride a bike
And most importantly: dignity.
Maybe we should all start photoshpooing our messages on roadsigns so Phil gets the point?
EDIT:
http://www.customroadsign.com/
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