Australatina FB 12/23 - Pariah Phil celebrates Christmas with no one except his fictional country -

[Peace and Harmony]

Merry Christmas, asshole.

 

[cumrobbery]

-that moment when nobody cares-

 

[Randall Fragg]

Jingles, your country consists of a bunch of crayola scribbles and a set of plastic army men that you set up in your storage unit and talk to as though you were addressing real people.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I thought Australatina executed Christians like ISIS does, though. And why the hell is June so important for Australatina?

 

[skaytec]

I thought Phil banned christmas in Australatina because of evil CIS WHITE CHRISTIANS or some bullshit. I imagine him dining in a soup kitchen disturbing the homeless with his stupid country and its endless roadsigns.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Red, white, and green are also the colors of Italy. A country that actually exists, might I add.

 

[Optimus Prime]

By that logic, fucking traffic lights are basically 24/7 Christmas fixtures, too.

 

[Positron]

Red, white, and green are also the colors of Italy. A country that actually exists, might I add.

Italy is Angelo and Phil's country.

 

[VLAD]

Jingles, your country consists of a bunch of crayola scribbles and a set of plastic army men that you set up in your storage unit and talk to as though you were addressing real people.

Well, they're the only people who'll tolerate him.

 

[Hyperion]

Merry Christmas Mr. Potatohead

 

[ToroidalBoat]

traffic lights are basically 24/7 Christmas fixtures

I wonder if Phil imagines that the people of Australatina are compelled like to decorate Christmas trees with little street signs and traffic lights?

 

[kobebyarlant]

Chris posts something about CWCville: dozens of FB likes, 15 pages of speculation on it's meaning and CWCville's status.

Phil posts something about Googletranslatina: not even his asspatters give a shit, 2 pages of people calling him an retard.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Prediction: The only gift Phil will get this year will be the one that keeps on giving, diarrhea.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Merry Christmas Phil.

I hope you get your surgery. You already have no balls but it may as well be official.

 

[Billy of Hills]

Phil is an obese, hairy white man. If we give him a suit he'll look just like Santa Claus.

 

[Ray Streip]

That's kinda depressing actually, although it is entirely his fucking fault for pushing everyone out of his life so it's not that depressing.

 

[LikeicareKF]

when was the last time someone replied to one of his statuses, or is he now purely posting them to get attention from KF

 

[DragoonSierra]

Phil is an obese, hairy white man. If we give him a suit he'll look just like Santa Claus.

Spoiler: Creeper Claus

 

[kobebyarlant]

Prediction: The only gift Phil will get this year will be the one that keeps on giving, diarrhea.

Hey now, no one likes to receive a gift of something they already have.

 

[Florence]

I wonder how long it'll be before Phil claims to have been assaulted by a cis white male who climbed down his chimney.