FB 12/28 - A Puzzler for Donald Trump - Update 1/4 - Chris tweets to Trump

[The American Hedgehog]

1/4 - Chris tweeted to Trump's Twitter account.

Chris also posted directly to the LGBTQ Nation's page.

ADVOCATE THE OFFICE, TRUMP, or Die, Trump, Die!!!

Archive link, archive link for original comment

Spoiler: Text version

Hey! #DonaldTrump. I have a puzzler for you.

In the alternate reality/dimension/universe where A, Every person there is the Opposite born gender from here (in an example, the Donald Trump there is a Woman, and Every President of the United States of America there has been Female), and B, the LGBTQ is the Norm and the discrimination happens against the Straight People. Would You, the Donald Trump of This reality/dimension/universe, allow the Donald Trump(ette) in That opposite reality/dimension/universe, Sign the Anti-Straight Law, that would allow discrimination of Yourself, Ever?

If your answer is No, then it should be fit that you Not discriminate against us, the LGBTQ, as the people there Discriminate against the Straight.

Yet, if your answer remains Yes, then you, sir, would end up being a Self-Loathing Person, as you allowed the continuing of Discrimination of Yourself in that reality/dimension/universe that is the Very Same Planet, AND the Very Same United States of America, that You, Yourself, regardless, dare to reside and take office in.

#DonaldTrump, Advocate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand.

Good day.

 

[millais]

Almost two months later and he's still calling for Trump to "Advocate the Office".

 

[Mark Corrigan]

The answer is autism. The answer is always autism.

Chris, a population where sexual confusion is the norm would cease to exist in one or two generations.

 

[Jack Awful]

Jesus, Chris' writing is confusing enough when he isn't coming up with hypothetical riddles involving opposite dimensions...
The most baffling part is that he thinks this is profound and a great argument.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Cant stump the Trump!

#MAGA

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Just a few years ago he was telling us to STAY STRAIGHT and now he's rule63ing Trump.

He's gonna go (even more) bonkers in January

 

[Zvantastika]

"For the Love of Religion"


"Or die from yours or someone else's hand."

Spoiler: Mercyful Chris

He should totally make a comic of this one. I'd buy it (not).

 

[cumrobbery]

If LGBTQ was the norm, reproduction would be almost nonexistent so this alternate universe is fundamentally impossible

 

[José Mourinho]

Kinda too late to get Hillary Clinton to become president at this point.

I'll still praise Chris' dedication for this desperate attempt to sperg about this even though chances are close to zero now.

 

[4Macie]

Towards the end Chris rights like he believes that universe really exists. Autism is strong in this one.

And have we found out what he's trying to say when he says "Advocate the office"?

 

[Saladin]

Chris should advocate life.

 

[millais]

Towards the end Chris rights like he believes that universe really exists. Autism is strong in this one.

And have we found out what he's trying to say when he says "Advocate the office"?

It's spellcheck for "abdicate the office"

 

[Yhwach]

If LGBTQ was the norm, reproduction would be almost nonexistent so this alternate universe is fundamentally impossible

In the fabulous world of CWCville, Chris can artificially inseminate himself with his own semen (taking recycling to its horrifying conclusion) and produce babies as his sex-changed fursona.

god i feel more autistic after typing that.

Towards the end Chris rights like he believes that universe really exists. Autism is strong in this one.

And have we found out what he's trying to say when he says "Advocate the office"?

Chris really believes Sonichu exists in some other reality, if his chats with Alec are anything to go by.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

In an alternate universe, Chris will still be autistic.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

In reverse-gender alternate reality, would Chris's "unclit" be a giant pimple or wart or something?

 

[m0rnutz]

"Die Trump Die"

Someone needs to check his filtered messages....

 

[4Macie]

It's spellcheck for "abdicate the office"

So he spelled "abdicate" so poorly that his phone thought he was saying "advocate"... smooth.

To be fair... abdicate isn't even the word he's looking for. Even if Trump was like "fuck this shit I'm out"... Hilary wouldn't become President.

This has been a thing with Chris for a month now... has no one explained to him that this isn't how this works? There is no way for Hillary to become President at this point.

edit:
Just noticed Chris edited his facebook post.
"#DonaldTrump, Abdicate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand."

He noticed "advocate" was used instead of "abdicate". I feel like he wouldn't notice this on his own...

 

[Arkangel]

In an alternate universe, Chris will still be autistic.

Chris is a mathematical Fifth-Dimensional constant.

Also, as far as I know about the bill he's referencing(The First Amendment Protection Act), It's meant to prevent the federal government from getting involved in matters where private organizations discriminate against LGBTQ type people(like on religious grounds).

 

[MacandCheeseManatee1976]

Chris is so fucking gullible! It's Ted Cruz pushing this not Pmurt.

 

[Jack O' all CWC spells]

>puzzler