FB 12/31 - Chris wishes you a happy new year, and stresses that he is still stressed -

[lynx]

 

[Lipitor]

stop being such a pussy chris.


Edit: Also happy new year, sorry you didn't win the LOTY. You got robbed mate.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Something tells me that he, the raging tomgirl, has been regretting the ball drop since day one.

 

[Jack Awful]

No one believes you're stressed, Chris.

 

[Crisseh]

Crashes into slumber.

Happy New Year

 

[KFC]

It's always stress, isn't it?

 

[Florence]

And in classic Chris fashion, he uses a big event to try and get money:

 

[4Macie]

The funny part is that, to anyone else in the world, Chris has literally no stress other than the shit he's not even contemplating.
If anyone else had Chris's life, their stress would be: 1) don't have a job and 2) mom's dying.... well those and the fact they had Chris's life...

To Chris, his 'stresses' are: 1) I can't afford new legos, viday games, and makeup, 2) I can't go to the stores I want to go to because I was forced to assault someone, 3) the totally original idea I came up with where I basically made a Sonic recolor with pokemon move-sets isn't selling as well as I was basically promised it would sell and the publishing company is totally bullying me and purposefully causing me stress because they won't do as I order them to do!

The dizziness though...that's the ringer. What Chris's body must be going through.... Eostrogel overdoses, poor diet, poor sleep schedule, and poor hygiene all combined into one jelly body. Can you imagine if he was still trying to do the taint piercing?!?! He'd likely be dead!

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

No resolutions for this year, Chris?

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Well, at least Chris has Barb to give him a New Years kiss.

 

[Nuttelex]

If he keeps using that gel and he won't have to worry about a ball drop ever again.

 

[Jack O' all CWC spells]

Chris take off that flag from your profile.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He's stressed from having to do everything in his power to refuse refunds. HOW DARE THEY ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE CHEATED.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

2015 was his return, 2016 will hopefully mean more autistic antics to come! (If this fat autistic bastard doesn't accidentally kill himself with estrogel.)
Happy New Year! (except to chris as he can go fuck himself!)

 

[Dain Bramage]

What stress? He got turned down by Lulu. It's not the Holocaust. Or, maybe Stinky Winky is finally finding out that spending all the money before he has a product to ship is asking for trouble.

IMO, getting Chris to try to make a fortune out of his infamy has been the Greatest Troll Ever.

 

[nad7155]

DAT STRESS

He makes it sound like he is a POW.

Happy new year you tard.

 

[JULAY]

It's New Year's Eve, while I'm out celebrating and getting drunk (and woozy), Chris is going to sit at home with Snorlax, stress sigh because he can't sell his Sonichu scribbles anymore, and feel woozy because of an Estrogel OD.

Here's to hoping that the fat autist keeps up with his zany antics in 2016, with plenty of videos and angry Facebook posts to match!

 

[Subconcious Offense]

DAT STRESS

He makes it sound like he is a POW.

Happy new year you tard.

Can someone analyze his Sensual Seduction video and see if he was spelling "torture" in morse code using his ass twists?

 

[Dr.Research]

Dontcha love when he posts incredibly passive-aggressive comments?

Yea, go ahead and have fun... WHILE I LAY IN HERE IN PAIN!!11

 

[Tubular Monkey]

You heard him. 2016 is when he drops his balls.