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FB 12/7 - Chris decries Gamestop's discrimination against Battletoads

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by lynx, Dec 7, 2015.

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  1. It's being argued to death, so I thought I'd weigh in on the whole "is it real?" thing.
    The authenticity of the letter seems suspect. On one hand, it all appears pretty legit. On the other, I can't fathom receiving a letter like the one Chris sent and saying "Yes, this merits a response". However, I think there's a more relevant point in all this:
    Chris thinks it's real, and is responding as such. History would indicate that even if we sent him undeniable proof that it was fake, he would continue to see it as real, because he's Chris. Once he's decided something, reality takes a back seat. He's producing some of his most interesting content in years. I'd count our blessings.
     
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  2. I dunno if you guys determined the letter is already not legit but "rus rogerson" --> "rus" --> ruse

    or maybe even "Russell" --> "rustle" (as in one's jimmies)

    this puppet show is not pretending to be anything but
     
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  3. The letter is dubious. Rus (or some form of Russell) may not be his first name hence why there doesnt seem to be any hits for his email or a linkedin. That doesnt kill it for me as possibly real. In my experience the letter isnt far off the norm for a corporate security letter, but its not spot on. Its the turn around time that gets me more than anything.


    I'd say its likely fake but Chris would be ridiculously stupid not to take it 100% seriously. Therefore he will likely try to get unbanned in person before the end of the month.
     
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  4. I also noticed how the transgender facade completely disappears when he's mad. The old chris is still there under all the estrogen lotion. His voice got all whiny and he kinda did his claw hand gesture when he said "it really PISSES me off..." Overall, it was very nostalgic to see that old autistic rage.
     
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  5. I think the hope its real is the idea that Chris may have achieved his largest in scale ban ever.

    It's like your idiot son winning an idiot contest and you can be like

    "Did you hear about my lolcow? He got arrested"
    "Fuck that, Chris is banned from every GameStop in Virginia"

    The name rus rogerson seems to be the dead giveaway. Make better fake names!

    As for it being a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME or whatever, its funny. Who cares? The same with Jeff, which was a masterfully clever trolling. The best ones aren't long and drawn out but are short and ridiculous.

    Jeff's "apology" that Chris reads and feels humbled by is totally describing Chris but Chris is too stupid to realize, it might be one of the funniest things Chris has been flattered by
     
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  6. 9:40

    "So I am not haltered on my own creations."​

    Technically, "to halter" can be a synonym for "to hamper", so I can't honestly declare that he's using a word incorrectly, but all I can think of is Chris saying he's not wearing clothing with straps, or not wearing a horse's harness.
     
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  7. I think his use of Battletoads is a thinly-veiled attempt to get us "trolls" on his side. You know, because trolls love memes.

    Oh, and he's using "bloody" in his sentences now because of all that Dr. Who he's watching. Great, just great.
     
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  8. Just because this thread is spinning in circles as to "is the letter real", I decided I'd actually ya know, go and check.

    Gamestop has it's current corporate guidelines released, which includes their letterhead and envelope style.

    http://www.gamestop.com/gs/logos/files/gs2013corpbrandstandards.pdf

    They don't match.

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    There, we can end this part of the discussion now. I can't believe I actually looked that up.
     
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  9. Are you kidding? Chris slipping into a goofy faux-Cockney accent is one of the highlights of that video. Just behind the way he says "no battletoads".
    "They discriminate against Battletoads" needs to be in the random.txt.
     
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  10. It's possible, yes. But then you need to take into account that they recieved mail from someone who assaulted one of their employees and the matter went to court.

    So it's plausible that it would have raised a red flag and the matter would have been escalated to a formal, legal sounding response.
     
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  11. That's because Christine, Christian and Christopher are all in there, somewhere. Like a fat, autistic Gollum, obsessed with his precious vidya.
     
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  12. I never thought I'd live to see the day where a company would actually respond to Chris like this where it wasn't a troll. Good for you GameStop. #standwithgamestop.
     
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  13. Maybe he's trying to do this?
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  14. More like this.

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  15. "N-no officer. They banned CHRISTINE Chandler as... as specified in the let... in the letter. My name is CHRISTIAN Chandler."
     
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  16. He'd probably have to start acting and dressing like a man to get in those other Gamestops.
     
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  17. I, for one, welcome our Battletoad Overlords ...
     
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  18. I give it a week before he decides that MLW, Snyder, and Megan run GameStop.

    The royal we I guess? Or are Sonichu and Rosechu still giving him "advice"?
     
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  19. I think he is just saying "we" to represent the movement, to sound more official, like he is speaking as any spokesperson on the news representing a larger group, as if more than just him is running it.
     
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