Surgery FB 12/8/2015: White man Phil checks into trans-friendly women's clinic. -

[GetShrekt]

http://lyon-martin.org/
http://lyon-martin.org/services/transgender/

Upon looking at their website, it appears that they have a section about transgender health care.

Services include:

• Routine primary care
• Trans-affirmative gynecologic care
• Referrals for trans-sensitive mammography
• Hormone therapy for gender transition
• HIV and STD testing, diagnosis and treatment
• Laboratory monitoring
• Mental health counseling
• Group therapy

Phil's told us where he's getting his next "chop my nuts off" letter, people. Send in the Agents of CIS.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Send in the Agents of CIS.

I'm already there.

 

[chimpburgers]

They do STD testing there. I would like to see how Phil would react if he was found to be positive for any one of those.

 

[Ruin]

And people wonder why the cost of health care is so high in America.

 

[Cave]

And people wonder why the cost of health care is so high in America.

So, it all goes to this . . .

 

[VLAD]

Well, whoever dealt with Phil will at least have a fun story to tell.

 

[Cave]

Well, whoever dealt with Phil will at least have a fun story to tell.

Especially if Phil used their bathroom.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Impossible, it says one of the services there is "mental health counseling" which we all know Phil avoids like the plague.

 

[GetShrekt]

xx

They do STD testing there. I would like to see how Phil would react if he was found to be positive for any one of those.

Doctor: Er... Miss... Araujo?

Phil: Yeah?

Doctor: We finished examining the sample, and I've got something terrible I need to tell you. You have... Ginger-vitis.

 

[Smutley]

LOL

Phil: "Yes! I AM BEING HARASSED BY PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD! They are conspiring to terrorize me, a proud transgendered Latinx autistic woman of color and want to physically harm me by keeping my balls attached to my body"

Dr: "Okay... *tears letter up*"

 

[Cave]

So, Phil will slowly lose movement in his joints and muscles. His skin will become coarse. Eventually, he'll be bed-ridden and his eyes will begin to glaze over. Before he loses all sight, he catches a glimpse in the mirror. He is ginger root.

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

Hey Philthy -- since you're now eating non-dairy cheese, have the examining doc scrape some of it off your body. Ought to be at least a few pounds' worth down there in the flesh-folds.

 

[The Man With No Name]

LOL
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I wasn't aware ball-chopping was a human right.

 

[Cave]

I wasn't aware ball-chopping was a human right.

It's in the Constitution somewhere.

 

[Dr. Meme]

i have a nuclear device and i plan on detonating it with ADF inside.

 

[Optimus Prime]

LOL
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Phil: "Yes! I AM BEING HARASSED BY PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD! They are conspiring to terrorize me, a proud transgendered Latinx autistic woman of color and want to physically harm me by keeping my balls attached to my body"

Dr: "Okay... *tears letter up*"

"They have been briefed"

God I can only imagine how awkward it would be for Philthy to constantly scream about how agents from the "Kiwi Farms" are constantly seeking to ruin his life. For all the poor people working there I wouldn't blame them for thinking the "farms" is actually just another way of referring to the loony bin.

i have a nuclear device and i plan on detonating it with ADF inside.

Dude, it's not going to work - Phil is a fucking cockroach. The one thing that would survive a direct nuclear punch to the balls.

 

[niggers]

• Trans-affirmative gynecologic care

first thought: hilarious, doctors pretend to examine a vagina while staring at a hairy taint
second thought: horrifying, doctors poke around mangled scrotal tissue while wishing to die

 

[neverendingmidi]

Why doesn't he just use one of these?

 

[Dr. Meme]

Why doesn't he just use one of these?

because ironically he doesn't have the balls to

 

[wet_butt]

I really, really hope he's actually telling clinics like this about KF. Nothing says "prime surgery candidate" like "unwashed vagabond going on paranoid tirades to his medical providers." Of course they'll nod patronizingly, but his powerful 'tism will convince him they're on his side.

Oh, Phil. No one makes your life harder for you than yourself.