Money FB 2/12 - Chris tries to justify the PS4 offer -

[The American Hedgehog]

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***Listen, Everyone.***

I understand that some of the responses from my offer was mixed, counting the unconfirmable feelings of the haters. I have made a simple offer of My Time and Work to make some figures, or a combination of that and commission(s), medallion(s), book(s) and such, as offered on my shop; for a (white Destiny Bundle) PS4 Console with its camera. And Not only that, but Higher in value and retail of the console and camera combined. PLUS, to add more time and work for anything in addition to that in the same delivery. Alright? I Felt it was a fair cop, plus the person would get the better half of the deal.

I never said "EVERYONE, send me a console"; ONE Person to send the One console and camera is ALL. I am NOT the U.S. Air Force that needed over a Hundred Thousand PlayStations for their Super Computer. And I never requested for More than ONE. ONE PlayStation 4, with PS4 Camera, is all I requested, and is all I need. I do not like being left behind in tech, like the rest of you all.

Also, WHO in this world, WITH a Modern Touch Screen Phone, at least, Never felt even tempted to spend on APPS in their respective mobile stores?

AND, PC & Console Gamers, WHO, amongst you lot have NOT spent less than a hundred dollars on your NEW computer upgrades, software and apps, EVEN into the Thousands?

I should Not be Judged by Theoretical and Presumptuous prices of various game discs and downloads, when we ALL Know damn well they can be purchased Secondhand, and EVEN amongst them are Free to Play as a PSPlus or XBox Live Member, as well as Streamed through services like PSNow. And you all who have spent at least One Dollar on your App and Game Stores; you all are no more guilty than I am. I do not judge any of you all for spending on what you want; we each have our own wants and needs respectively.

So, when you look at my generous offer, Empathize and Put Yourself into My Situation: NOT Rich, Want to get back into the game, Require the New Hardware when support for the old is fading over time; what can you do? You look to trade for, Or up to, the new tech; reaching out towards other people for the help. And That is what I am doing and offering. Alright?

Thank you. Have a good and safe day.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Dear Christine, people who spend that much on junk usually do so using their own money.

Also, why are you up so late/early?

 

[Amelia]

Generous offer of begging for vidya. What can you do Chris? Perhaps get a fucking job. Or put that dick suckin hole to good use.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh, so he wasn't asking for 300 PS4s? Glad that clears things up.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I'll be more inclined to send him a PS4 if he makes a video explaining to me in great detail why he needs it.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Well, I for one never spent money on any apps, because I'm not a fucking idiot. I guess Chris frowns upon being wise.

• Chris doesn't read your posts.

We may have to update that.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

I think cwc may have his eyes on the farms. I'm calling it

Think so? Maybe he even has his own account here, like @paintingatree?

 

[SnergenFlergen]

'You can afford high end PCs, therefore it's only logical to now spend your money on a very expensive games console for an ungrateful, entitled, lazy autistic idiot, who could afford to buy it himself if he had any notion of saving money' - Chris Logic

Ok Chris, your turn to empathize; I'm not rich either, and don't have enough disposable income (or inclination) to go and buy a PS4 for myself, let alone for you. There are people far more needy than you in the world, and I would sooner buy a thousand PS4s for childrens hospitals than buy one for you. To answer your question 'what can you do'? the answer is stop spending your money on toys, get a job and actually save some money from your tugboat and etsy sales so you can buy one yourself, you lazy irredeemable cretin.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Maybe mummy should buy it for you Chris.
Seriously he could so easily save for one with all the free money he already gets, he's just too lazy and greedy expecting some ejit from here buying him one.
Title should have been "Chris tries to justify greedy ebegging."
Nobody ain't buying you shit Chris! (and if anyone does I'll slap the fuck out of them!)

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Doubtful that's him. Just cause you can type like cwc doesn't mean anything. My opinion on @paintingatree is that I still want proof. cwc probably doesn't have an account yet. Maybe he sometimes reads the threads, though

Well there was always which was pretty obviously him.

 

[Christ-Chan]

You know, The Random Capitalization is even more weird when he types everything out on a phone

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Doubtful that's him. Just cause you can type like cwc doesn't mean anything. My opinion on @paintingatree is that I still want proof. cwc probably doesn't have an account yet. Maybe he sometimes reads the threads, though

It was definitely him.

Sorry, who?

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/JenkinsJinkies

 

[CornetteFace]

"I'm not saying that all of you have to part with 300 dollars and send me a PS4 bundle. But one of you better take one for the team!"

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Is there any proof? If not, I have advice. Try to correlate/find an incident that would've given cwc a reason to post here. Maybe a trolling incident? Look at the kiwi farms join date, and then look for that date on cwcki. Something might've set him off and made him join just to post. I would not be surprised it really was him. I'm hopeful, but the chance is slim. There's still the burden of proof, and I'm still waiting for it.

Believing it or not is entirely up to you and doesn't really impact anything whatsoever.

 

[Hyperion]

Looks like Chris learned a new word. He's being very presumptuous in his belief that anyone is going to buy him a PS4

 

[Cuntster]

Damn he got salty fast.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

You know, The Random Capitalization is even more weird when he types everything out on a phone

The capitalisation isn't really random, it's his way to Stress Important Words. You'll see people on here do it too.

 

[Handsome Pete]

OK, I had to look this up...

I am NOT the U.S. Air Force that needed over a Hundred Thousand PlayStations for their Super Computer.

But he's talking about this. He was only off by 98,240 Playstations.

I've never really thought about Chris following the news. This, however, makes me wonder if he seeks this stuff out on his own, or if he has a Google alert for any news story that uses the word Playstation.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

OK, I had to look this up...

But he's talking about this. He was only off by 98,240 Playstations.

I've never really thought about Chris following the news. This, however, makes me wonder if he seeks this stuff out on his own, or if he has a Google alert for any news story that uses the word Playstation.

Chris probably came across the article while looking at gaming websites.

 

[Rai]

Wow. I mean, come on. Anyone can afford a PS4 after working an entry-level, minimum wage part time schtick for a couple of weeks and saving up. You never cease to amaze and disgust, Mr. Chandler.