FB 2/18 6 Days until I hit the big 3-5 -

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Chris reflects on how he's almost 35

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Stress? This is new.

Still holding out hope for a Future Message 2.0.

 

[LegoTugboat]

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I didn't realize we were that close to Christian Love Day

 

[Milktheturtle]

We really need a stress clock for Chris,like the old Phill suicide clock.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

The fact that he counts down to his birthday shows just how FREE from stress he is compared to everybody else.

 

[MrTroll]

Hopefully it will be Chris's last birthday.

 

[AA 102]

Start of the midlife-crisis saga?

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

35 and he still has the interests and activities of a 12 year old

 

[Subconcious Offense]

35 and he still has the interests and activities of a 12 year old

Someone said before that Chris is mentally half his physical age. I think it should be readjusted to 1/3 now.

 

[Dattechpriest]

Didn't he just post about joining a 'young adult' social club? Didn't know the later 30's qualified as young adults.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

And don't forget the reading level of maybe a 7th grader also.

 

[Ray Streip]

And don't forget the reading level of maybe a 7th grader also.

I'd argue that even that's pushing it, late 6th grade tops.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

I know the perfect cure to aging.

Spoiler

DIE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT

but does it help u loose wait??

Start of the midlife-crisis saga?

That started in 1982.

 

[Postal Dude]

but does it help u loose wait??

It does if you set him on fire, but then you might have to hold him down and record the screams while he burns to death.

That started in 1982.

And apologize for double posting you fat slut

 

[FatFuckingClown]

It does if you set him on fire, but then you might have to record the screams.

And apologize for double posting you fat slut

Yes, Daddy. I'm sorry for double posting, Daddy.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

We should throw Chris a surprise birthday party. But instead of a cake or presents we heap shame and condescending criticism on him until he cries.

 

[Postal Dude]

We should throw Chris a surprise birthday party. But instead of a cake or presents we heap shame and condescending criticism on him until he cries.

How about we run up at him and shout JULAAAAAYYYYYY, that'll do the trick!

 

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We should throw Chris a surprise birthday party. But instead of a cake or presents we heap shame and condescending criticism on him until he cries.

That's Wednesdays. Afterwards we all go to the pub, laugh at the minorities, twirl our moustaches and plot out how to expand our Gal Pal Bordellos. Where have you been?

 

[Dattechpriest]

How about we run up at him and shout JULAAAAAYYYYYY, that'll do the trick!

Careful. We now know that his family is susceptible to death from sudden loud noises. Don't want to recreate Bob's death.