FB 2/20 Chris finds profundity in Pawn Stars -

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

Have hashtags gone too far?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Tell us more about the dozens of interesting people you talk to every day, Christine.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Have hashtags gone too far?

He is probably just tagging everything that A&E tells him to tag

 

[The Master]

I find this ironic because of how utterly anti-social Chris is on a daily basis.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Mr Hypocrite when he is out and about.

Spoiler

 

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http://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris's_video_games

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I see CWC hasn't changed in that regard -- a claimed preference for in-person over online. Probably still because trolls.

Also, "bleeding."

 

[Ray Streip]

I could've sworn that Chris talked about this at one point.

Oh yeah, he totally fucking did:

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

So wait, awkwardly standing there and staring at drag queens at Impulse isn't the perfect demonstration of meaningful social interaction?

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

Chris never had any social skills in the first place.

 

[The Doctor]

Well none of that will matter the moment OPL gets that PSQuad from the ween who'll send it to him because he'll be glued to that for GodBear knows how long.

 

[David Chuggins]

They're probably staring at their phones so they don't hurt their eyes looking at Chris.

 

[Loxiozzz]

More sociable, huh? Guess this means he doesn't need a ps4 then.

 

[JULAY]

Chris doesn't seem to realize that it's not technology that keeps people from greeting him and/or socializing, it's his bizarre appearance as a fat tranny with seaweed skullet hair that just screams "DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS PERSON!"

 

[4Macie]

Chris is very much a "do as I say not as I do" person. We have several accounts recorded where Chris was found in the wild doing nothing but playing a handheld device. Not trying to talk to anyone. And when someone tries to talk to him he gets defensive and paranoid.

What Chris wants to say is "why won't women come up to me and talk to me and want sex with me and to take care of me forever"

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He's salty that nobody looks at how beautiful he is.

 

[Broseph]

This is classic Chris where he thinks that women should talk to him because he's too weird and afraid to talk to anyone.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Yup, smartphones are why nobody talks to you Chris, that's why.


Back to reality, literally everything about Chris' physical appearance and demeanour screams "stay away"

 

[Some JERK]

It's not surprising that Chris is being a hypocrite here, he thinks he's a special case in every case. I also love that he doesn't see the irony in taking advice about electronic entertainment vs. real-life interaction from a dude on TV.

 

[nad7155]

"How I really fell"

"5 Mies"

You are waaaay more entertaining than Rick, but at least he can proofread.