FB 2/24 Chris goes on a spirit journey -

[Mark Corrigan]

34 bells and no PS4.

 

[Dr. Meme]

i hope chris goes to where the spirits are. hell i mean. i mean i hope he dies on his birthday

 

[Kusottare]

happy birthday chris i hope you post more unreadable autistic bullshit!!!!!

 

[Asandy31]

I am now spiritual, give me shit.
It must be very difficult to post random shit between playing the PS4 and pretending to have a female urethra.
I bet that if someone told him about mystical yogis, his brain would picture yogi and booboo doing magic tricks.

 

[cumrobbery]

Is this random-access spirituality?

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Holy shit that was the worst song I ever heard!

 

[Ray Streip]

Do Chris's privacy settings prevent us from seeing other people's posts on his wall or has no one posted "happy birthday" on his wall yet? If so, saaaaaaaaad.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Patti-chan is coming for your soul.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I wonder what it's like to be 6 years away from 40?

 

[Asandy31]

I wonder what it's like to be 6 years away from 40?

Probably like 6 years away from 10, but with oestrogel and a longing for chyna.

 

[Zvantastika]

So he's still hanging to that "vagina of my soul" thing? (in case you forgot, here it is). Wonderful.

 

[JULAY]

34 bells and no PS4.

Just so everyone knows, this song is from Aqua Teen Hunger Force:

I wonder what it's like to be 6 years away from 40?

It kind of sucks, but since Chris is a perpetual child, I doubt that he's even cognizant of the fact that he's edging up on the big 4-0.

 

[WonkeyDong]

so chris can channel the spirit realm?

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Just so everyone knows, this song is from Aqua Teen Hunger Force:

The bells are in your mind.

It's not a bad idea to select an alternative to 34 candles under these circumstances.

 

[Mangosteen]

Little-known fact: Every CWC spiritual journey is followed up by an intervention from an exorcist.

 

[Karen Riley]

Just so everyone knows, this song is from Aqua Teen Hunger Force:

It kind of sucks, but since Chris is a perpetual child, I doubt that he's even cognizant of the fact that he's edging up on the big 4-0.

I honestly think that now he's not a virgin it's possibly not as big a deal for him. I remember when he turned 30 one of his biggest gripes was that he was turning 30 before he lost his virginity and becoming a 40 year old virgin (or a senior citizen virgin) was a fear even bigger than that.

Of course as Marvin said recently, Chris is apparently beginning to realise he has no one to blame for his problems anymore so it's interesting to know he still acknowledges he has problems to begin with. There's a lot he wanted to achieve that he hasn't yet and that must be worrying for him, he's self aware enough to know that.

Also it's typical he had to post something from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Even when Chris tries to be deep and 'spiritual,' he has to rip off some cartoon he used to watch

 

[ChrisIsGay]

so chris can channel the spirit realm?

Well he did talk to the Grim Reaper once in his dreams.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

I thought spiritual trip = going to McDonald's with Barb.

I wonder what it's like to be 6 years away from 40?

I wonder what it's like to be 5 years away from the grave?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I wonder what it's like to be 6 years away from 40?

That was a little too close to home.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Is this random-access spirituality?

I wish you guys would stop humoring him. That's just a term he coined to excuse being retarded.