FB 2/5/2016 - Lonesome Autistic Obese Racist Potato Phil Hibernates In Solitude -

[GetShrekt]

I go to check up on Phil's Facebook account with both my main and insider Facebook account and I find this. Anybody got any information that I don't have?

Edit: Thanks @Donald And The Immigrants for the brilliant title!

 

[VLAD]

I think his secondary account is restricted as well (Isabel Rosa Araujo). At least it is to outsiders like me.

 

[GetShrekt]

I think his secondary account is restricted as well (Isabel Rosa Araujo). At least it is to outsiders like me.

He probably either caught on to my insider account and blocked it or just deleted it in a fit of paranoia. Can anyone else with an inside acocount confirm if they can or cannot access Phil's Facebook?

 

[Psycho]

Ok, there were two Phil profiles out there. The first one is the one we're most familiar with because the spud has been using that one far longer; that's the one I'll call Ahuviya, since that's the name on the profile. Then, that one went down for a while and a new one got created with the name Isabel. The Isabel profile claimed the old one was deleted by Zuckerberg and said a few other things here and there. However, Phil brought the Ahuviya account back, claimed it's a "Kengel Imposter" and probably tried to get it taken down, just like he did with all the other liquid Phil accounts. Then he took his profile and set it to private, so that anybody who goes to his page will just see a blank screen. Eventually, he probably got the liquid Phil account taken down, but he still keeps his profile on private most the time.

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

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[GetShrekt]

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[Smutley]

Ok, there were two Phil profiles out there. The first one is the one we're most familiar with because the spud has been using that one far longer; that's the one I'll call Ahuviya, since that's the name on the profile. Then, that one went down for a while and a new one got created with the name Isabel. The Isabel profile claimed the old one was deleted by Zuckerberg and said a few other things here and there. However, Phil brought the Ahuviya account back, claimed it's a "Kengel Imposter" and probably tried to get it taken down, just like he did with all the other liquid Phil accounts. Then he took his profile and set it to private, so that anybody who goes to his page will just see a blank screen. Eventually, he probably got the liquid Phil account taken down, but he still keeps his profile on private most the time.

It's not set private though, it's getting deactivated every time he is done with it. You can tell this because his account doesn't show up on his friends friends lists, and the comments and likes he's made vanish too. Deactivation ends as soon as you login, so I'm assuming when he's done wasting library resources, he deactivates it to... stop people from reporting his posts, since you can't report the posts on a deactivated account? Keep people from unfriending him, because you can't do that either since you can't see the account that was deactivated?

The second part isn't working though, because when he was last up he lost another asspatter

 

[Argonian Scum]

In spring, all life wakes,
birds yield and fall from the sky,
a stinking spud cave.

 

[Psycho]

It's not set private though, it's getting deactivated every time he is done with it. You can tell this because his account doesn't show up on his friends friends lists, and the comments and likes he's made vanish too. Deactivation ends as soon as you login, so I'm assuming when he's done wasting library resources, he deactivates it to... stop people from reporting his posts, since you can't report the posts on a deactivated account? Keep people from unfriending him, because you can't do that either since you can't see the account that was deactivated?

The second part isn't working though, because when he was last up he lost another asspatter

I wonder why he even bother to post anything if he's just going to delete the account afterwards. I mean, it's not like anybody can see what he posts unless they happen to be online during that hour and a half that he's on facebook. He might be able to send private messages to people and those will still show up, but it won't say who they're from.

IMO, he's too stupid and self-absorbed to notice if he loses asspatters; he's deleting the account so he won't get reported when he cross-posts porn from Tumblr. And, as per his pattern, Phil chose the most autistic way there is to prevent himself from being facebook banned.

 

[GetShrekt]

It's not set private though, it's getting deactivated every time he is done with it. You can tell this because his account doesn't show up on his friends friends lists, and the comments and likes he's made vanish too. Deactivation ends as soon as you login, so I'm assuming when he's done wasting library resources, he deactivates it to... stop people from reporting his posts, since you can't report the posts on a deactivated account? Keep people from unfriending him, because you can't do that either since you can't see the account that was deactivated?

The second part isn't working though, because when he was last up he lost another asspatter

He'll be back. He can't resist the temptation of those sweet, sweet asspats. This'll last as long as his Tumblr exile, you mark my words.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I wonder why he even bother to post anything if he's just going to delete the account afterwards. I mean, it's not like anybody can see what he posts unless they happen to be online during that hour and a half that he's on facebook.

Because the mere act of putting it up for any length of time is enough for him. The only audience he's ever made anything for is himself - the important thing is that he will see it every time he comes online, makes him feel as if he's figured out the ultimate loophole in FB policy regarding post content and no longer can they restrain whatever the fuck he thinks he is for exercising his not-naturally born right to sperg like a dipshit about whatever he wants.

The fact screaming at a wall is about as productive requires sustained brain activity Phil is of course incapable of attaining.

 

[moorhen]

I wonder why he even bother to post anything if he's just going to delete the account afterwards. I mean, it's not like anybody can see what he posts unless they happen to be online during that hour and a half that he's on facebook. He might be able to send private messages to people and those will still show up, but it won't say who they're from.

IMO, he's too stupid and self-absorbed to notice if he loses asspatters; he's deleting the account so he won't get reported when he cross-posts porn from Tumblr. And, as per his pattern, Phil chose the most autistic way there is to prevent himself from being facebook banned.

I'd imagine after the recent postings while he's been offline, he's paranoid that it could happen again while he's not online.
Since he lost his phone, he can't dedicate his time to watching his Facebook page, so no one gets to post or see posts while he's offline.

 

[Smutley]

So I stand corrected. If you deactivate your account, you still show up but only if you view your own friends list. If you do it from someone elses they're missing, but from your own you get something like this:

If you click on their name, you're given a dialog box like this:

So yes, Taters is deactivating himself as soon as he posts a couple things.

 

[Psycho]

So I stand corrected. If you deactivate your account, you still show up but only if you view your own friends list. If you do it from someone elses they're missing, but from your own you get something like this:
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If you click on their name, you're given a dialog box like this:
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So yes, Taters is deactivating himself as soon as he posts a couple things.

Phil Haskins: Getting a head start on winning 2016 Autistic of the year. I think OPL will need 10 more lesbian slumber parties to catch up.

 

[AnOminous]

So I stand corrected. If you deactivate your account, you still show up but only if you view your own friends list. If you do it from someone elses they're missing, but from your own you get something like this:
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If you click on their name, you're given a dialog box like this:
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So yes, Taters is deactivating himself as soon as he posts a couple things.

Who does he expect to respond to his suicide threats and other idiocy?

I like that the only option is to unfriend him, which people will probably do just because it's right there if you click the potato's profile.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

So yes, Taters is deactivating himself as soon as he posts a couple things.

He still has his Tumblard account though, right?

 

[Dain Bramage]

The SFPD has been sweeping away a lot of the hobos in preparation for the Super Bowl. I wonder if Taters has been scooped up?

 

[4Macie]

Maybe he's deactivating his facebook after he's done for the day because he doesn't want us catching his posts? Obviously that logic is flawed, as we generally see them within minutes of him posting...but it's Phil.. he's not known for his logical thinking

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

It'd be funny if someone found his phone, read his posts, and thought they were doing the potato a favor by deleting his Facebook for him.

 

[Ray Streip]

The SFPD has been sweeping away a lot of the hobos in preparation for the Super Bowl. I wonder if Taters has been scooped up?

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