FB 3/7 - Some celebrities Chris wants to hang out with -

[lynx]

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Pretty sure Tara Strong made her feelings about Chris pretty damn clear.

"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."

 

[Ca Ira]

Christopher Lloyd makes the list, but Michael J. Fox doesn't?

 

[Jackie Chin]

Christopher Lloyd makes the list, but Michael J. Fox doesn't?

Chris doesn't want to catch "Parkayinsons"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I'm surprised that there's some MALES in the list.

 

[wheat pasta]

Craig McCracklin! I'm dying of laughter.

 

[Squealer]

Isn't Peter Cullen the name of the vampire from Twilight?

 

[Captain Homicide]

I'm just surprised he included any JERKS at all. (ETA: Shit, ToroidalBoat beat me to it!)

Love how Britney was his first choice.

 

[Atsimuel]

Realizing that celebrities messaging him would be trolls?
Shit, he's actually learned something. Could this be the beginning of some change of behaviour in him?

Spoiler

Balls, no

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Chris's Sanity level has clearly dropped by at least 4 points since the last status update

 

[Quijibo69]

That was just a small list of people that don't give a shit about Chris.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I now have a mental image of Lady Gaga and Katy Perry standing amidst the Hoard, trying desperately to make small talk while eating government cheese on saltines while two obese beagles bark at them.

Screw it, I'd like to have a celebrity party, too. Patrick Stewart, Till Lindemann, Neil deGrasse Tyson and Sarah Brightman can come over to my house to eat Good Value mozerella and Triscuits anytime.

 

[Rogowski]

I'm surprised to see Seth Rogan there. He does the weed, although his losing his virginity to someone who had succumbed to reefer madness might have given him some insight to how harmless the pot really is. That aside, Seth still seems to be too bro-ish by his standards and therefore an idiot male.

 

[A Ghost]

nothing really shocking on the list outside of Tara Strong who i thought chris didn't like because she supported cyberbully and Vanessa Hudgens after the hole saga i thought he would be over that guess not

Christopher Lloyd makes the list, but Michael J. Fox doesn't?

hey what do you want the man who invited time travel or the lose kid?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I just suddenly realized:

this is another case of Chris wishing that people would come to him instead of Chris, you know, extending the effort to actually go meet people.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I'm surprised to see Seth Rogan there. He does the weed, although his losing his virginity to someone who had succumbed to reefer madness might have given him some insight to how harmless the pot really is. That aside, Seth still seems to be too bro-ish by his standards and therefore an idiot male.

Seth Rogan quite often stars in inoffensive romantic comedies which teach Chris things on par with 'the third date rule' and other such nonsense. Plus him and Seth Macfarlane are good friends in real life so his inclusion is not all that surprising really

 

[Cubanodun]

lol i was mistaking Seth Macfarlane with Todd Mcfarlane, i was going to say "wth since when OPL read Spawn?"

 

[Rogowski]

Seth Rogan usually stars in inoffensive comedies which teach Chris things on par with 'the third date rule' and other such nonsense. Plus him and Seth Macfarlane are good friends in real life so his inclusion is not at all surprising really

Yeah, it just surprised me given his very public support of marijuana. Although family guy also dedicated a whole episode to legalizing weed. Did Chris ever give a reaction to that episode?

 

[GS 281]

Where did this list come from? Why did he write it?

If he wants to meet Brit, go to the Target in LA... I can see that now. She's fumbling with the mom panties and Chris is looking at the same thing, singing "HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!" That's enough to give someone a meltdown so existential and core to who they are that it would affect them even a decade BEFORE the incident. Good thing we know Brit's always been sane...

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Yeah, it just surprised me given his very public support of marijuana. Although family guy also dedicated a whole episode to legalizing weed. Did Chris ever give a reaction to that episode?

Not that I'm aware of, but remember we're talking about a guy who hated alcohol and all who drank it for most of his life, until he became a borderline alcoholic a few years ago. Chris is not above a tiny bit of hypocrisy.