FB 4/13 - Chris sides with the women on #FreeTheNipple -

[Metal Sink]

Spoiler: full image from the post above

 

[noooooway]

put them titties away

 

[BT 075]

As much as I love freedom, I think we can all agree it's best for Chris' nipples to remain imprisoned.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

So is he advertising himself as a male who is covering up here? Is that the point? I thought he didn't see himself as male anymore?

 

[Ray Streip]

Oh Christine, always jumping at opportunities to get on that soapbox. Also, I'm sure (I hope?) he means that nobody's impressed by guys showing off their muscles, but the thought of him believing that guys are trying to impress girls with their nipples is hilarious to me.

 

[EI 903]

Chris is coming disturbingly close to musliming in that picture.

 

[Slam_Jam]

Welp, here comes the Titty Cops.

 

[Oglooger]

I'll never get why people like Chris hate man nipples so much.
they're just nipples

 

[noooooway]

I'll never get why people like Chris hate man nipples so much.
they're just nipples

not only that, he hates them so much if it means seeing less of women's nipples, so be it. hide ALL of the nipples, innocent or guilty

 

[Ray Streip]

I'll never get why people like Chris hate man nipples so much.
they're just nipples

Because they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh..

 

[SpessCaptain]

That wristwatch clock.
Holy shit.

 

[Some JERK]

It's not one of my better talents

I'd love to see the current list of what Chris considers his better talents.

 

[rugg247]

"Nobody is impressed with them showing off."

In a world where his opinion is supreme rule

 

[deadson]

Ow, the autism.

 

[Lurkingjay]

That wristwatch clock.
Holy shit.

I'm really glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Is that a Happy-Bunny-branded Spencer's special?

 

[Oglooger]

 

[pickleparty]

Actually kenneth men's breasts do need protection it is very commoon for male runners to have nipple fissures because men don't wear sports bras (i'm not making this up) I do agree women's breasts should be free because boobs.

 

[Ray Streip]

Actually kenneth men's breasts do need protection it is very commoon for male runners to have nipple fissures because men don't wear sports bras (i'm not making this up) I do agree women's breasts should be free because boobs.

It's just amazing though, to advocate freedom for women while simultaneously demanding for men to be forced to cover themselves up.

Also, he needs to learn what "neutral" actually means because his status is anything but.

 

[CWCissey]

He would support #FreeTheNipple as well as #CoverUpTheMaleNipple.

Fucking hypocrite.

 

[deadson]

He would support #FreeTheNipple as well as #CoverUpTheMaleNipple.

Fucking hypocrite.

TL;DR in Chris's mind? FREE DEM BEWBIES LAAYDEES...