FB 4/16 - Chris Appreciates Ellen DeGeneres -

[Sanae Kochiya]

Chris, you're not a transwoman. You're a creepy crossdresser who took a figure of speech to its weirdest goddamn extreme.

I dunno, but part of me can't take Chris's whole trans schtick seriously unless he actually gets a surgery and starts taking hormones instead of wearing really gaudy dresses. I'm just waiting for that inevitable post where he becomes a guy again because his next heartsweet is straight. :/

 

[MakeItRain]

Who the fuck is having an "emotional outburst" in a public restroom?

Chris lives in a television world where groups of girls trek off to the restroom to sob and be consoled about their latest break up or whatever it is he thinks women get upset about.

Edit: oops @MarineTrainedTard beat me to it.

 

[DankMemes]

I had to reread that Facebook post about three times before I knew the point Chris was trying to make. At least most of the narration in Sonichu was intelligible, barring the occasional numbered wall of text or incongruously dated phrase. It just doesn't make sense. Chris's writing should be improving with time and practice, not getting less and less coherent.

 

[Shadow]

Stereotypes and misandry: the Facebook post.

 

[Marvin]

I find it especially weird, because Chris has been in both (he mentions being thrown out of the women's toilets in the early Tomgirl days iirc) so he knows what they're both like. Why does he cling on to this idea of the women's toilets being an amazing safe-space and the men's toilets being a terrifying hive of testosterone-fuelled brutality?

If Chris didn't see gossip, makeup and giggling in the girl's bathroom, that bathroom must've been an anomaly.

 

[Satoru182]

I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about in the third paragraph...
Edit: I've tried to read that particular paragraph a few more times. I am getting some semblance of a point, in which he's trying to speak out against violence towards Trans people. He words it in such a way that I feel he has thought long and hard about this and has thought of his own stories. "dame in deir crap shack" doesn't just come out of thin air.

Jesus, so many stereotypes, where to begin.

Men are stupid and violent.
Women are emotional and wear perfume.
Transwomen are "butch," "gawdy," and aggressive.

Being a narcissist, you can read in between the lines and learn something about Chris's experiences in restrooms: His autism makes him sensitive to perfume and loud shouting. He is terrified of male violence. Also note his cognitive dissonance about his appearance--he believes he "blends in so well," but he also has a "butch, gawdy" appearance that gives him away. He also describes himself as having "aggressive attitudes" and women as having "emotional outbursts," which means he's gotten into shouting matches in the ladies' room. He's also probably been accused of being a pedofork, you dorks.

Thank you very much for this analysis both of you, I think I have decent grasp of the English language but Chris, is like the north American version of #Cantinflas. After reading this on facebook I came here looking for a translation from autistic to english.

The only solution would be a restroom for transgender people, I wonder how Chris would react to that.

 

[Ruin]

Edit: Nvm almost fell for p-logics shitty bait.

 

[ZehnBoat]

just popping in to say this quickly:

Some poor old woman in the ladies RR is gonna get pepper sprayed soon. Calling it now.

i doubt it.
i bet if push came to shove chris would either:
1. run away
2. try to explain to the woman what he's going on
because to chris, men are big violent and evil, so you need to spray them down
women are weak and gentle and listen to people, so chris would assume the woman is just stupidly confused and needs a firm but gentle hand and a chance to explain things

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

Chris has never and will never be bold enough to use the women's restroom. The fact that he pretends this issue concerns him is hilarious.

 

[Tsukiko]

Chris has never and will never be bold enough to use the women's restroom. The fact that he pretends this issue concerns him is hilarious.

According to that fake tomgirl forum from the early tomgirl days, he did try and a JERK MALE security guard escorted him from the premises.

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

Chris, you're not passable. Stop it.

 

[Lipitor]

I like how Christian explains his transgender stuff like it's a brave struggle. Like he should receive accommodations for all his accomplishments and be seen as a hero. Or get special privileges or be seen as someone worthy of respect. When all he fucking really does is play dress up and be Chris-chan.

 

[D.Angus]

I dunno, but part of me can't take Chris's whole trans schtick seriously unless he actually gets a surgery and starts taking hormones instead of wearing really gaudy dresses. I'm just waiting for that inevitable post where he becomes a guy again because his next heartsweet is straight. :/

He doesn't even need to go that far.. He half asses dressing like woman, and it's simple things he could do to make himself look more feminine. For starters.. Shaving his arm pits is one, and he could also shape his eyebrows to make them more feminine looking. REALLY simple stuff that most Drag Queens do.. Also, he really needs to find a gay male to help with his fashion sense.. Seriously, even the mostly homely girls I know don't dress like that..

Until he starts respecting himself as a woman, no one is going to respect him as a woman.

 

[Ruin]

I like how Christian explains his transgender stuff like it's a brave struggle. Like he should receive accommodations for all his accomplishments and be seen as a hero. Or get special privileges or be seen as someone worthy of respect. When all he fucking really does is play dress up and be Chris-chan.

My personal theory is that his brushes with the law shocked him into realization that the autism card was no longer his ticket to immunity from consequence so he adopted tomgirl as another layer of protection like an autistic hermit crab.

 

[chimpburgers]

Who knew a dullard like Chris actually had any opinions on this shit. Pseudo SJW amateur tranny wannabe Chris working his fucking magic here.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I like how Christian explains his transgender stuff like it's a brave struggle. Like he should receive accommodations for all his accomplishments and be seen as a hero. Or get special privileges or be seen as someone worthy of respect. When all he fucking really does is play dress up and be Chris-chan.

well, this is chris. everything he does is a struggle worthy of a movie.
everything he makes is the best of whatever it is

 

[Bluce Wee]

I don't think I've read such stilted, awkward writing since elementary school. He sounds like he hits the thesaurus for every other word because big words = smartness or something.

 

[SOINCHU]

Notice he always uses qualifiers? He says "most everyone" should have equal rights. And "should be allowed to use their preffered choice of restroom or similar" Why does he bother to add these? I know its a side issue to the main post here, but it always intrigued me.

Like is he saying a majority of people should have equal rights...except some people? And he adds that "Or similar" to the end of a lot of his statements of things he wants. Is it just some dumb ass thing he learned from TV and has kept in his communications over the years?

 

[Lipitor]

Notice he always uses qualifiers? He says "most everyone" should have equal rights. And "should be allowed to use their preffered choice of restroom or similar" Why does he bother to add these? I know its a side issue to the main post here, but it always intrigued me.

Like is he saying a majority of people should have equal rights...except some people? And he adds that "Or similar" to the end of a lot of his statements of things he wants. Is it just some dumb ass thing he learned from TV and has kept in his communications over the years?

It's a perfectly balanced combination of awkwardness, autism, and just in general having no idea what the fuck he's talking about ever.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Everyone would probably be happier if he just used the disabled toilets.