FB 4/16 - Chris Appreciates Ellen DeGeneres -

[Anchuent Christory]

I like how he continues to paint the damn "males" as aggressive and neanderthal-like, yet he's the one who's currently up on charges for assaulting an innocent man with pepper spray.

 

[Marvin]

Notice he always uses qualifiers? He says "most everyone" should have equal rights. And "should be allowed to use their preffered choice of restroom or similar" Why does he bother to add these? I know its a side issue to the main post here, but it always intrigued me.

Like is he saying a majority of people should have equal rights...except some people? And he adds that "Or similar" to the end of a lot of his statements of things he wants. Is it just some dumb ass thing he learned from TV and has kept in his communications over the years?

I think it's just that Chris can be afraid to take hard stances on controversial subjects because he'll get called out and have to defend what he said. So he peppers his writing with stuff like that.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Notice he always uses qualifiers? He says "most everyone" should have equal rights. And "should be allowed to use their preffered choice of restroom or similar" Why does he bother to add these? I know its a side issue to the main post here, but it always intrigued me.

Like is he saying a majority of people should have equal rights...except some people? And he adds that "Or similar" to the end of a lot of his statements of things he wants. Is it just some dumb ass thing he learned from TV and has kept in his communications over the years?

I can kind of understand what he's getting at, by "or similar" maybe he's meaning they could use gender neutral toilets instead if available (It's been all over the news that the White House has had them installed so there's a good chance he's heard of them from that story) and by most everyone maybe he means they'd be an exception for criminals or something?

That's all just me assuming though.

 

[Thetan]

Apologies in advance....

Speaking of perverts in the bathroom (the men's room in this case).

Why does he cling on to this idea of the women's toilets being an amazing safe-space and the men's toilets being a terrifying hive of testosterone-fuelled brutality?

Spoiler

 

[Bassomatic]

I can kind of understand what he's getting at, by "or similar" maybe he's meaning they could use gender neutral toilets instead if available (It's been all over the news that the White House has had them installed so there's a good chance he's heard of them from that story) and by most everyone maybe he means they'd be an exception for criminals or something?

That's all just me assuming though.

I think it means him first and foremost, and maybe anyone he supports.

Sadly we know how Chris is with things like this, if a "troll" was transexual, he'd mock them for it. So for him equal rights apply to those he likes or wants to get favor with. Saying fair for all really is just a feel good statement.

 

[Anonymouss]

Chris is fighting in a righteous crusade for the right to take smelly shits in a womens bathroom. Godspeed.

 

[Marvin]

I think it means him first and foremost, and maybe anyone he supports.

Sadly we know how Chris is with things like this, if a "troll" was transexual, he'd mock them for it. So for him equal rights apply to those he likes or wants to get favor with. Saying fair for all really is just a feel good statement.

Nah, he'd find something else to mock them for.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris is fighting in a righteous crusade for the right to take smelly shits in a womens bathroom. Godspeed.

 

[John Furrman]

Finally! I have enough data collected to model's Chris' every action, thought, and feelings with a well defined formula.

His delta-Autism can be put as from any instant t0 to t1: The instantaneous absolute value of the Vagina-Soul over the instantaneous deviancy times the derivative of time.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I think it's just that Chris can be afraid to take hard stances on controversial subjects because he'll get called out and have to defend what he said. So he peppers his writing with stuff like that.

In all honesty, kind of impressed he puts that much forethought into things. I mean Chris is smart enough to do this but not some politicians? Bravo.

Love Chris' random use of empathetic. Always happy to see some shit never changes.

 

[AtroposHeart]

If the Republicans ever found out about Chris-Chan they would have their best evidence against allowing trans people the right to choose restrooms

 

[gamer2014]

Chris and his/her desire to use the ladies.

Still a step up from protesting about blarms though.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Everyone would probably be happier if he just used the disabled toilets.

Well, he actually IS disabled...

 

[Enceladeans]

I think it means him first and foremost, and maybe anyone he supports.

Sadly we know how Chris is with things like this, if a "troll" was transexual, he'd mock them for it. So for him equal rights apply to those he likes or wants to get favor with. Saying fair for all really is just a feel good statement.

That already happened when he thought ADF was Jack Thaddeus.

 

[lucidfox]

"Familiar odors" are a nice touch.

What does it mean, anyway? From my experience, there are only two ways public restrooms smell: either the "familiar odor" of human waste if it isn't cleaned and ventilated often enough, or none at all if it is.

 

[Enceladeans]

"Familiar odors" are a nice touch.

What does it mean, anyway? From my experience, there are only two ways public restrooms smell: either the "familiar odor" of human waste if it isn't cleaned and ventilated often enough, or none at all if it is.

He mentioned perfume right before that. In Chris' mind the women's room smells like sweet perfume because women are so perfect that their shit don't stink, while the men's room, regardless of cleanliness, smells like shit because men are UNCOUTH NEANDERTHALS.

 

[Cosmos]

I don't want to give Chris a lot of flack for this, since the law in question really is terrible.

Still, the whole idea of a FtM hating the women's room because it's full of emotional outbursts and perfume, leaving for the men's room because it smells worse, and then getting kicked out by the men because there's a dame in deir crap shack is just too silly for me to not smile at.

He doesn't even need to go that far.. He half asses dressing like woman, and it's simple things he could do to make himself look more feminine. For starters.. Shaving his arm pits is one, and he could also shape his eyebrows to make them more feminine looking. REALLY simple stuff that most Drag Queens do.. Also, he really needs to find a gay male to help with his fashion sense.. Seriously, even the mostly homely girls I know don't dress like that..

Until he starts respecting himself as a woman, no one is going to respect him as a woman.

These comments really demonstrate just how out-of-touch Chris is with transgender people. He honestly seems to have no idea what the average transgender person is like; for example, a FtM would probably be uncomfortable with using the women's restroom, but not because he's worried about women having estrogen-fueled meltdowns while he longs for the shit-scented men's room.

He also seems completely hopeless when it comes to the whole "passing" factor; most transpeople don't want to be recognized as transpeople, they want to pass for the gender they feel comfortable with. Transmen bind their chests and wear men's clothing, transwomen wear makeup, grow their hair out, and wear feminine clothes, etc. Most of them also take hormones so they can better pass.

Has Chris ever even mentioned hormones? Or doing anything to help him blend in that goes beyond wearing ugly skirts and dresses and garish makeup? He really half-asses being a woman and yet honestly seems to think that he passes so well that people would actually be angry to discover that he has a dick.

 

[DX10]

What's next, trans people demanding lifelong welfare for being born in the wrong body and thus having to pay for operation (where 'normal' people have it for free and thus it's 'unfair')?

I can imagine there are a lot of TRUE and HONEST trannies here who don't like Chris giving them a bad name, and I, for one, would like to hear from them.

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Stereotypes and misandry: the Facebook post.

Honestly this bollocks is just all-around bile. I don't think there's a single group he didn't obliquely attack in this post.

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

Please... please tell me he posted this because he's been getting in trouble using the womens restroom.

 

[Lipitor]

These comments really demonstrate just how out-of-touch Chris is with transgender people. He honestly seems to have no idea what the average transgender person is like; for example, a FtM would probably be uncomfortable with using the women's restroom, but not because he's worried about women having estrogen-fueled meltdowns while he longs for the shit-scented men's room.

He also seems completely hopeless when it comes to the whole "passing" factor; most transpeople don't want to be recognized as transpeople, they want to pass for the gender they feel comfortable with. Transmen bind their chests and wear men's clothing, transwomen wear makeup, grow their hair out, and wear feminine clothes, etc. Most of them also take hormones so they can better pass.

Has Chris ever even mentioned hormones? Or doing anything to help him blend in that goes beyond wearing ugly skirts and dresses and garish makeup? He really half-asses being a woman and yet honestly seems to think that he passes so well that people would actually be angry to discover that he has a dick.

He wants the hormones and has expressed interest in surgery. Course Christian has also said stuff like he wants to get a job and that he HAS been looking. He genuinely WANTS to do this gender transition in all honesty...... well up until the point it actually requires money, dedication or doing anything past playing dress up. But having said that, if the transition were actually easy I think he'd go through with it. He's just well, a lazy stupid asshole who just waits for things to solve themselves to his benefit. You are right to doubt his sincerity, but at the end of the day he does seem dedicated to it at least in his mind.