FB 4/23 - FitBit data -

[The American Hedgehog]

Spoiler: FitBit caps

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris, you're a liar. You just attached the fitbit your beagel, made it sniff your underwear, then, you sat back and watched the poor dog run around the house trying to get your smell out of its nose.

Eww, I bet he showers at the gym in the women's locker room.

 

[Quijibo69]

4,000 cals a day almost, no wonder he's a fat ass.

 

[catpin]

Fitbit saga?

 

[multiverse]

13,000 steps isn't nearly enough to offset 4,000 calories every day, Chris. Enjoy being a fat ass who never qualifies for lady surgery.

 

[Mason Verger]

Eww, I bet he showers at the gym in the women's locker room

Oh Jesus, if he hasn't tried already, he will soon. It'll be the thing that makes Chris national news. Calling it now.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

4,000 cals a day almost, no wonder he's a fat ass.

Shit, that's about as much as a professional athlete like a basketball player.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Fitbit saga?

More like the fattbutt sags after Chris loses 100 lbs and his moobs and tits start sagging, and he vegs Jack Z for money to get a Brazilian butt lift.

 

[EB 940]

13,900 steps for 6.5 miles means chris walks approximately 75cm (30 inches) per individual step...

are you sure you're a woman, christine?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Just so you guys know the "calories" in the middle is how many he has burned in the day, not ingested.

 

[IV 445]

Alogging aside, his sleep cycle is pretty normal and somewhat healthy at least

 

[Slowinthemind]

6.5 miles in a day? No fucking chance, did he strap it to his cat then send it outside?

 

[Nikachu]

Fitbit saga?

GetInShapechu Saga
WorkinOutchu Saga
Athletichu Saga

(Don't forget his power walks and 100 arm curls recently)

 

[Okkervils]

4,000 cals a day almost, no wonder he's a fat ass.

The 3,902 calories are what he's burned. It looks like his limit for intake is 2,485.

Which is still kinda more than usual, but not a 'holy shit' amount.

 

[Slowinthemind]

The 3,902 calories are what he's burned. It looks like his limit for intake is 2,485.

Which is still kinda more than usual, but not a 'holy shit' amount.

He burned twice as many calories as running 2 marathons? Something smells fucky.

https://www.theactivetimes.com/how-many-calories-does-running-marathon-burn

 

[drtoboggan]

More like Fatbit.

 

[Okkervils]

He burned twice as many calories as running 2 marathons? Something smells fucky.

https://www.theactivetimes.com/how-many-calories-does-running-marathon-burn

Oh, absolutely. Don't get me wrong, not saying it's accurate. I used to wear one... I kinda felt like it overestimated calories burned. For instance, if I used it all day and worked, it would say something similar to what Chris got.

I think maybe it includes calories just naturally burned from existing? Who knows, it's been awhile and I never looked into it. But... That would be my guess.

 

[dacwcman68]

He burned twice as many calories as running 2 marathons? Something smells fucky.

https://www.theactivetimes.com/how-many-calories-does-running-marathon-burn

At 4mph, it's unlikely that he really burned that many calories; walking 6.5 miles at 4mph would only burn ~400-600 calories max.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Just so you guys know the "calories" in the middle is how many he has burned in the day, not ingested.

There's no fucking chance he burned 4k calories by walking 6.5 miles. Six and a half miles is about 400 calories if you're walking it at 4 mph. Maybe 500.

You could do 6.5 miles on the stairmaster and not even burn that many.

Gadgets like Fitbits are worthless. They are horribly inaccurate and give people a false sense of them doing more than they did.

 

[Okkervils]

Ok, so it measures calories burned through physical activity and calories burned through your body's natural functions. In that case it's possible it's not altered. People can sit all day and burn at least 2,500 doing jack shit.