Money FB 4/7/17 Chris puts the Sonichu Totem on ebay -

[Sc4rface]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/282425317605

Made WAY back in the mid-1990s in Middle School, by the artist who took the world by electric storm with Sonichu and Rosechu, here is Miss Christine Weston Chandler's (formerly known as Christian) paper mache Totem of Sonic the Hedgehog. It will be shipped very well in a big box with packing materials via UPS to the buyer. And the Bonuses, as shown with it in the first photo, are included up to April 30, 2017, so Buy This Artwork Collectible NOW!!!

For a mere $1500 you may be the owner this unique paper-mâché abomination. NO HAGGLE! Also some bonus crap included... God, he must be desperate for cash...

 

[Lucas Wolf]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he started selling barbs panties

 

[ON 190]

It's staring at me... oh god...

Edit: Fucking hell, look at that gut.

 

[Aldora]

Chris's falsetto hits new heights! He must be really excited at the thought of getting his hands on that $1500.

 

[D'AngeloRapeDay]

Now i'm against weens giving Chris money but damn is this tempting.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Shit, and here I am, already made a thread for it too.

Still the fact it survived the fire amazes me to no end (also, nice shirt tuck, Chris).

 

[Lucas Wolf]

Look at the 3rd photo, there is tape holding it together.

 

[autism420]

Made WAY back in the mid-1990s in Middle School, by the artist who took the world by electric storm with Sonichu and Rosechu, here is Miss Christine Weston Chandler's (formerly known as Christian) paper mache Totem of Sonic the Hedgehog. It will be shipped very well in a big box with packing materials via UPS to the buyer. And the Bonuses, as shown with it in the first photo, are included up to April 30, 2017, so Buy This Artwork Collectible NOW!!!

 

[女鬼]

 

[Duke Nukem]

If Chris manages to sell this to a ween, that will be a lot of money available for bills.

 

[Calooby]

Now you too can have the curse and the weight of a thousand hippopotamuses upon your head!

 

[Rogowski]

I hope he buys a Nintendo Switch with the money and it malfunctions and burns his house down.

 

[admiral]

Nice chub n' tuck Chris

 

[The Joker]

Now I can have something to look at when I finally kill myself.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Launch a raid to replace this with the 'HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US' Flag for maximum kek.

Made WAY back in the mid-1990s in Middle School, by the artist who took the world by electric storm with Sonichu and Rosechu, here is Miss Christine Weston Chandler's (formerly known as Christian) paper mache Totem of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Well, the CWCki speculated that Chris somehow did not make this abomination but this is about as much direct confirmation as we're gonna get it was in fact forged by Chris's hands. Like something out of Boatmurdered.

It will be shipped very well in a big box with packing materials via UPS to the buyer.

I think at this point you could ship it without packaging and it would do more damage to the UPS truck and everything else in it.

And the Bonuses, as shown with it in the first photo, are included up to April 30, 2017, so Buy This Artwork Collectible NOW!!!

Where did he get this idea of 'Bonuses' from anyway? Can't be original, somebody out there he follows must be doing something similar.

 

[Aldora]

Buck Mullet offers a theoretical $1000 for the totem, so of course Chris would think he could get even more then that. LOL Chris.

 

[ON 190]

Thank god it will be shipped well, in a big box, AND with packing materials! You spoil us, Chris.

 

[zap2theextreme]

HE DID IT! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

 

[Mason Verger]

Isn't the term "Sonic Totem" ours? Credit to him for knowing his customer base.

 

[Bette]

You also get a t-shirt with the purchase. Wonder how that smells.