Sonichu FB 4/7 Vote for Sonichu as SSB4 DLC -

[SnergenFlergen]

Spoiler: The status update itself, for easy quoting

My choice of which character goes into the base of my characters are relevant to their individual perspectives and whatnot. some of which are Rare ‪#‎Amiibo‬ characters at the moment as well. ‪#‎Sonichu‬'s choice is Sonic, out of respect. Pikachu is not as strong as ‪#‎Sonic‬ anyway. Tune in next week to hear ‪#‎Rosechu‬'s choice.

Also, on another popular detail, if y'all want to vote for Sonichu to be a DLC character in Super Smash Bros., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and Rosechu Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.

I don't know where the webpage for voting is, so a link in the comments would be good as well. Thank you.

Spoiler: Hi-Res Drawing

Spoiler: Transcript of the drawing, again for easy quoting

Hey Y'All! Sonichu here, and we're talkin' Super Smash
Brothers! My family, my Electric-Hedgehog Poke'Friends, and
I, like beating each other in this game as our favorite Nintendo,
etc, characters. Sonic (the Hedgehog) and I have a race in
CWCville once a year to raise money per mile, and double donation
For which of us wins. Town Hero, everyone bets on me. Past
five years, we've been tied, so both of our donations were
doubled! Lots of people have healthier lives thanks to us.
In SSB, since "Brawl", we fight each other with his character.
When I play there are thundershockers in my spin dashes. And
in good honor and respect, Sonic is my choice character.
Zappin' Out!
Peace!!

I've read the first paragraph of his status update several times and simply cannot get my head around what he's going on about. I think I can vaguely see what he was trying to say but it seems to be comprised of at least 3 separate thoughts mashed together into one semantic nightmare. If anyone can translate it, I for one would be most grateful.

Also, Chris provides us with an opportunity to vote for Sonichu as a DLC character for SSB4, which I think we can safely say has about as much chance of happening as Benito Mussolini joining the roster.

(When I say "Chris provides us with", what I obviously mean is "Chris demands someone else provide us with, because he can't be bothered to do it himself as usual".)
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*Edit* Kengle delivers. Click the screencap below to go to the website he links to.

Spoiler: just found this on know your meme.

I imagine Nintendo will very shortly be swamped with similar weeny submissions to this one.

 

[☻]

Took me too long to crop mine to remove details of people. Ah well. I was also busy making his letter like... legible.

 

[January Cyst]

I guess this is as close to a Sonichu comic as we get....

 

[Coster]

It's genuinely nice to see Chris draw Sonichu happy like that, even if he's under an essay on why he should be in Smash Bros.

 

[drmccoy]

I've read the first paragraph several times and simply cannot get my head around what he's going on about. I think I can vaguely see what he was trying to say but it seems to be comprised of at least 3 individual thoughts smashed together into one semantic nightmare.

Also, Chris provides us with an opportunity to vote for Sonichu as a DLC character for SSB4, which I think we can safely say has about as much chance of happening as Benito Mussolini joining the roster.

When I say 'Chris provides us with' what I obviously mean is 'Chris demands someone else provide us with because he can't be bothered himself, as usual'.

He doesn't even provide a link and demands somebody else provide one.

Wow, what a go-getter. He's obviously quite motivated to win this.

 

[The Mackers]

Sonic (the hedgehog)... as apposed to what?

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Chuckled at the "tune in next week" bit, as if he's under the impression that he has a Sakurai-like following himself. In his eyes, people care as much about his pretend character roster for a video game just as much as official announcements regarding the game itself.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Don't you see? Instead of A-Logging, you guys could have settled it in Smash the whole time.

 

[Kaiser Carranza]

A Sonichu race for donations sounds good. All profits should go to Autism organizations.

 

[Enceladeans]

So apparently Sonichu and Rosechu chose what characters their amiibo would be themselves. I'm so glad Chris is letting his headmates out again. I hope Sonichu and Rosechu get their own Facebooks soon.

Also, you think Chris would hate Smash Bros. since you can have Super Sonic collide with Pikachu and Sonichu doesn't appear. That's like canonically debunking everything he stands for.

 

[☻]

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/
looks like I made a typo, but Nintendo won't mind.

 

[Trickie]

Sonic (the hedgehog)... as apposed to what?

The restaurant chain, I guess?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

You didn't mention that it's the ideal way for Nintendo to expand its business vertically and horizontally.

 

[El Rodrigo]

"....so, if y'all want to vote for Sonichu as DLC in Smash Bros....."


Fuck NO.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Wasn't it just last month he was all pissy at SEGA about something? Or was that the glitterbomb thing?

Regardless, I don't think Chris comprehends how many people would actually want Sonichu in their game...purely to have the absolute shit kicked out of him. Over and over and over. On Youtube.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

Does Chris is at least aware that Sonichu isn't even a video game character? Let alone a nintendo one.

 

[Randall Fragg]

"....so, if y'all want to vote for Sonichu as DLC in Smash Bros....."


Fuck NO.

Actually, Sonichu or Chris as joke characters would be fucking hilarious.

 

[DeadMansHand]

Can someone PLEASE provide a link in the comments?

I really wanna go and vote for someone who is not Sonichu...

 

[tomgirl4life]

I can't get onto the Nintendo website at work, so I have no idea what this contest is about. Is it to vote for new "original" characters to be used for DLC, or just "Which of these existing licensed characters weren't good enough to be in the game, but we'll let you use them if you give us more money"?

 

[Ravenor]

You know what if I can make a fat Manchild happy without using a Marsbar in a couple of mouse clicks I am in.