FB 5/15 - Angelica endorses Jesus and Pit -

[Ca Ira]

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#‎AngelicaRosechu‬'s choice is Pit. She is a servant of Jesus; He is a servant to Palutena. And their primary weapons are Bows and Arrows.

Also, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

Tune in Next Time for ‪#‎PunchySonichu‬'s Character Choice.

Spoiler: The attached image.

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Pit, hands down! As a servant of our Lord, I feel good with Pit as my character of choice in the games. Also, since my forté is more dedicated in soaring high for Jesus, I rarely had much practice throwing lightning. Instead, I form a lightning-made bow, and a lightning bolt, and I do great as an archer. Palutina; to play as a Goddess is tempting, but I live to serve. And with Dark Pit,... do you REALLY Expect ME to join the Dark Side, like, EVER? NEVER!

 

[GS 281]

Looks like the hormones are reacting with Chris' meds. That's some white hot, nuclear-level Autism.

 

[Ca Ira]

Glad to see Angelica's one and only identifiable character trait is intact. One wonders what she would think of Chris's screaming at Freaking Emanuel God.

I particularly like the "AngelicaRosechu" and "PunchySonichu" hashtags.

 

[GV 002]

Angie looks like she's giving this enlightening commentary whilst on the shitter.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Can someone enlighten us on who "Pit" is?

EDIT: Ok, I figured out his autistic ranting, it is some character from Kid Icarus that's in SSB or something.

 

[Ca Ira]

Can someone enlighten us on who "Pit" is?

I don't know anything about the character's background or personality, but he does have white, angelic wings. That's probably most of what was relevant to Chris's decision, anyway.

 

[Chipmunk With A Banana]

Post text:

#‎AngelicaRosechu‬'s choice is Pit. She is a servant of Jesus; He is a servant to Palutena. And their primary weapons are Bows and Arrows.

Also, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

Tune in Next Time for ‪#‎PunchySonichu‬'s Character Choice.

Spoiler: The attached image.

Image text:

Pit, hands down! As a servant of our Lord, I feel good with Pit as my character of choice in the games. Also, since my forté is more dedicated in soaring high for Jesus, I rarely had much practice throwing lightning. Instead, I form a lightning-made bow, and a lightning bolt, and I do great as an archer. Palutina; to play as a Goddess is tempting, but I live to serve. And with Dark Pit,... do you REALLY Expect ME to join the Dark Side, like, EVER? NEVER!

I wish the mods here didn't frown on reaction images, because if ever there was a thread needing "Facepalm Jesus" to be posted, this one would certainly be it.

 

[BT 075]

Can someone enlighten us on who "Pit" is?

it's a mispelled Pitt because Chris is a gay dyslectic

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[Chris-Chan Cure]

I'm surprised she didn't choose Palutena over Pit as they're both angelic chicks, but the servant to god(dess) connection makes sense at least in retrospect.

it's a mispelled Pitt because Chris is a gay dyslectic

Everyone is homo for Pitt.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I guess his handwriting is getting a little better. #clutchingatstraws

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

Now Angelica can form a lightning bow to shoot lightning bolts, hmm... totally not a plagiarism of Pit's special attack. And that's the second post where he riles up against Dark Pit, so yeah Chris still hates niggos.

 

[Datiko]

Chris's phrasing makes it sound as if Jesus is a servant of Palutena...

 

[Strelok]

I can't tell if Chris's posts are getting more and more incoherent or if my brain is just finally shutting off for the night/morning.

I'll check again in 8 hours, maybe his words will make sense then.

EDIT: It is five hours later, I'm reasonably rested, and it actually makes less sense now. Fucking hell.

 

[CornetteFace]

Of course Angelica endorses Pit. Why you ask? Because wings!

 

[soIregistered]

We're all voting for Sonichu in Smash Bros, right guise? I mean, it's going to happen, right? Nintendo has wanted the CWC cash cow for years!

 

[jc17]

She won't play as a bad guy, but she'll commit murder? A true warrior of God.

 

[Blueberry]

I always felt that Super Smash Brothers was lacking Autistic Christian Hedgehogs.

Thank Jesus that Chris is making good use of his free time by advocating such change in video games.

 

[Nick Drake]

So wait.
Are we supposed to vote for pit or sonichu?

 

[Pikonic]

Angelica will pick Pit,

Too easy.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

What exactly is all that brown shit behind her supposed to be? ( )