FB 5/24 - Chris recounts his night at the club/his moobs -
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Well he has another reason to get out more and go to gay clubs at least but playing with himself in the most bizarre way possible. I don't know how to react.
You son of a bitch. I was so certain I was going to get this one.
One of the most striking things about this, to me, is how casually Chris says, "while at the club last night." How unthinkable that would have been just a few years ago.
Satoru182
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A random like he did at lest two hours before the post above, no shit is to minor:
Edit: of course he was browsing with his phone at the club so he giving likes to several thing last night I guess he wast so entertain by the club music. Even "a sneak peek at Target's latest memo that gives us some information about the upcoming amiibo launch".
Edit: of course he was browsing with his phone at the club so he giving likes to several thing last night I guess he wast so entertain by the club music. Even "a sneak peek at Target's latest memo that gives us some information about the upcoming amiibo launch".
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Anyone have photoshop skills?
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JustSomeFella
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I hate this and it sucks.
Loud music makes stuff vibrate. Chris figured this out at the age of 33. He then proceeded to describe it in the most unpleasant way possible while assuming it was some unique experience he had discovered.
What I suddenly realize is that he's 33 and has never been to a proper concert.
What I suddenly realize is that he's 33 and has never been to a proper concert.
While I'm glad that Chris is getting over the sensory overload that kept him out of pep rallies in the Garden of Eden high school, I see he still has no real concept of a conversation filter.
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"Also, science: explain it, please."
There is no explanation, Chris. This is proof from Godbear that the sudden growth of your now massive, womanly breasts was a gift from Heaven, and that a gay bar is exactly the place where you need to spend as much of your time as possible. There are many things about you that modern science and logic cannot explain, and this is one of them.
... Or, more likely, Chris was just experiencing a common sensation that people feel when standing near extremely loud speakers with heavy bass. Since Chris's moobs haven't actually gotten any bigger, but he has lately been fixated on the idea that they will grow to be huge, womanly breasts and has convinced himself that they already have, then he has just been more aware of that feeling in his chest when he's at the club and is assigning his usual magical thinking to it.
There is no explanation, Chris. This is proof from Godbear that the sudden growth of your now massive, womanly breasts was a gift from Heaven, and that a gay bar is exactly the place where you need to spend as much of your time as possible. There are many things about you that modern science and logic cannot explain, and this is one of them.
... Or, more likely, Chris was just experiencing a common sensation that people feel when standing near extremely loud speakers with heavy bass. Since Chris's moobs haven't actually gotten any bigger, but he has lately been fixated on the idea that they will grow to be huge, womanly breasts and has convinced himself that they already have, then he has just been more aware of that feeling in his chest when he's at the club and is assigning his usual magical thinking to it.
The only thing science needs to explain is his entire life.
...Did somebody spike his drink?
"Also, science: explain it, please."
It's because you're fat, Chris.
It's because you're fat, Chris.
I imagine what went down at the club was similar to this:
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Christine said:
The term eargasm has just taken a whole new meaning.
TwoDickSteve
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I can only imagine it was a gathering of sweaty lesbians and Drag Queens standing in a group listening to some shitty ass DJ with Chris in the center of it squeezing his man tits.
Chris has killed my imagination.
Chris has killed my imagination.
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