FB 5/28 CWC responds to a bully named Johan -

[Mark Corrigan]

Chris tries to make a point and drowns himself in background noise.

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[Deathfromabove]

lol, what is up with this music?

 

[CharlieBrowns]

REEEEEMIX

 

[ulsterscotsman]

What a complete and utter gobshite.

 

[Giraff3]

I can pick out a few words and growls at best. Power to the people who can last more than two minutes on this one.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Godspeed to anyone autistic enough to attempt to transcribe this.

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck is even going on?

 

[Mark Corrigan]

I can pick out a few words and growls at best. Power to the people who can last more than two minutes on this one.

To me personally, it's one of his best videos in months. It's classic Chris trying to be intimidating by roleplaying Lego characters and coming off as a crazy clown. The loud music adds to the wonderful catastrophe.

 

[GS 281]

What the fuck is this? His room looks like @autisticdragonkin's

 

[ZX 008]

So if I understood it right, Chris was being setup to father children for a lesbian couple? I have grave fears for the long-term survival of the human race.

 

[Count Olaf]

I dont even care what he's saying in this one. I stopped trying to understand him after a couple seconds, cause those are some sicks beats and damn are they catchy.

Edit: HAHAHAHA okay can somebody please make a clip of those noises he makes at 6:52--7:10? They go with the beat so perfectly and I love that at the end it just stops with a little cough. Oh I haven't laughed that hard in ages. . .

Edit II: Does anyone know what the two big white jars on the table to Chris' left are? Also on that same table next to the pikachu, is that a. . .Rosee doll? I'm not sure which is creepier, that or the Sonic Totem.

 

[aron]

I'm not sure even Chris knows what is going on.

 

[mrmilkman]

Let's pray to GodBear that someone understood what he said.

 

[ZE 021]

The moments where Chris's retarded ramblings line up to the beat of the music are magical.

 

[Hitler]

So whoever Chris' manager is, is trying to pit Chris against a fictional Donny Long? This is a second attempt at the failed Jeff/ADF thing, I'm sure it will be just as great

 

[Ravenor]

He really is a Child trying to work out a conversation or situation he can't understand in this video isn't he.

 

[Jerkop In Training]

is it just me or do his arms look hairy on this one?

 

[Karen Riley]

Chris is the one bullying us with that horrible jarring music.

I assume the couple he's talking about in this video is the one who he froze his semen for and made the video of him showing it off too. I can't work out if Johan is linked to the lesbian couple or not though.

I hope if he's done corresponding with the 'lesbian couple,' that they'll at least be kind enough to drop other non semen in the freezer related content.

Edit- later on in the video when the music quietens down a little he references the time he stuck pieces of his Sonichu medallion up his behind. I wish I knew what he was trying to put across in this video.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

This almost verges into high-concept video art.

 

[TheJabroni]

Chris needs to realize that shooing away bullies requires more than just being a cucumber and making a video about it.

I hope chris never realizes that though. He's too entertaining.