FB 5/31 - Plan to put Sonichu comics on Patreon -

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The American Hedgehog

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tardwrangler

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PAY ME. NO HAGGLE. FREE DOX.

if he wants to make some $$ all he has to do is ramp up the barbspoitation saga: auction off parts of barb's body for custom tattoos submitted by "sonichu fans" ...eventually they can also be removed, stretched, dried and mounted to be sold as collector's items for a double payday.
 

Lokamayadon

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PAY ME. NO HAGGLE. FREE DOX.

if he wants to make some $$ all he has to do is ramp up the barbspoitation saga: auction off parts of barb's body for custom tattoos submitted by "sonichu fans" ...eventually they can also be removed, stretched, dried and mounted to be sold as collector's items for a double payday.
Aww, forgot about that...
I wanted an autographed Sonichu issue.(:_(
 

Kosher Dill

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If Chris' handlers are smart, they'll tell him to have the issues "unlock". Free B&W previews for all, more colored previews for patrons, and then he just won't release the full issue until he gets a certain amount of total donations for it. Because let's be real, the second one person gets his pickle-stained hands on it, it's going all over the internet anyway.
 

Lucas Wolf

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Both Chris and Cole are very enthusiastic about Panhandleon. Cole thinks that since we are in a "Share Economy" that patreon is the perfect way to show our support for him since newspaper companies don't hire film critics anymore.

Wait, then what was the patreon for BEFORE this point?
To donate to him without getting any crafts in exchange
 

Marvin

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Huh. Chris is putting more effort into his patreon game. Before he just kinda hooked it up and said "meh, good enough. WHERE'S MY MONEY??"

I suspect either someone (maybe watermelon) is giving him clues or Chris has watched enough internet girls beg for patreon money to finally notice some patterns.

Unfortunately, unless Chris' handler knows what he's doing, this is what's probably going to happen:
  • some ween will pay enough to get the pages from patreon
  • they'll leak them
  • Chris will lose patrons
  • Chris will get discouraged and go back to doing nothing for months at a time
It's the same thing back when Chris was selling comic books. People thought it'd be totally epic to report Chris' shit. Because, y'know, that's what we need more of: Chris sitting on his ass and doing nothing.
 

thismanlies

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Weren't those pages to honour a previous donation? Is Chris now trying to charge again for work he was already paid for?
He's long spent/forgotten about the money he was given by DStecks.

Over the years, we've seen him pass on opportunities to get china because women wanted him to do stressful things like clean his room and exercise. The only time I've ever seen him get remotely motivated to do something shitty was when trolls got a hold of his PSN account.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Yeah, not even if this was Michael Bay's "Sonichu".
He's long spent/forgotten about the money he was given by DStecks.

Over the years, we've seen him pass on opportunities to get china because women wanted him to do stressful things like clean his room and exercise. The only time I've ever seen him get remotely motivated to do something shitty was when trolls got a hold of his PSN account.
Chris is screwed, no wonder he's so jealous of woman. There's always someone who wants an extremely ugly woman, but it's usually not the other way around.
 
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