FB 6/15 - Calling up mom -

[Peace and Harmony]

>his mom reads Kiwi Farms
>his mom wants to talk to the piece of shit who punched her in the face

 

[Vitriol]

'sometimes when something needs a second look, do it!'

You can feel the autism in that clumsy phrasing.

Implausible reaction aside, i think its hilarious when the like of chris and phil come out with what they imagine other people would say. I presume its the tism that makes them sound like a badly translated children's cartoon?

 

[sugoi-chan]

How the conversation really went:

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Complete with Phil playing both the role of himself and his mother.

 

[Bassomatic]

I have 0 doubts his Mom is thrilled the idiot son who punched her in the face is proud of him for pretending to be a girl and not only after abusing her verbally and pyschially now pretending she didn't even give birth to him.

If one shred of this is true she'd be the lol cow of the eons.

 

[Trombonista]

Wow, he's so happy about his mother you almost forget he once punched her.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

You can feel the autism in that clumsy phrasing.

Not only that, but "Hands off My Transgender Latina Daughter!" sounds like a line from one of his bitstrips and/or Assigned Male.

 

[El Rodrigo]

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Fuck off, AHA.

 

[Bassomatic]

I just noticed, he used Latina not his favorie Latinix.

I'm triggered Phil, triggered bad.

 

[Zvantastika]

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So legit, especially because any sane person would actually say something as stupid as "Hands off my transgender latina daughter".

 

[Tookie]

"Hands off My Transgender Latina Daughter!"

This seems about as realistic as Phil getting called a "spic" on the bus. His mother did not say that, and I doubt that any conversation even took place.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

KINNAY literally believes this.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It went something exactly like this.

So which one is it Phil? Was it something like that or exactly like that?

 

[Eponine]

There is absolutely no way that last bit could be true. Sure, being supportive of the trans thing, but the cultural appropriation, really?

If I were ADF's mother, the absolute least I would do is roll my eyes. While feeling stingy about the assault thing.

 

[Golly]

I wonder if ADF is mistaking support with lip service.

 

[Positron]

It's really sad that someone has to imagine his mother, when his mother is alive.

Hey Phil, if your mother is so supportive, why doesn't she allow you to live with her?!

 

[Smutley]

I have 0 doubts his Mom is thrilled the idiot son who punched her in the face is proud of him for pretending to be a girl and not only after abusing her verbally and pyschially now pretending she didn't even give birth to him.

If one shred of this is true she'd be the lol cow of the eons.

Considering Phil beat his mom up for NOT supporting his "transgenderism", I have some doubts to the veracity of this story.

 

[Trombonista]

ADF flipflops on his mother's opinion on his being "trans."

 

[Bassomatic]

ADF flipflops on his mother's opinion on his being "trans."

He does, I think part of it Phil's got some sort of mood disorder and he loves his little opression game.
When he needs asspats he wants Mommy to give them, when he wants opression points she's bad again.

Something is really reverse Mommy Dearest creepy about this... Phil in lipstick doing his best "Buffalo Bill" to Lady Gaga's born this way "MOMMY LOVES ME I'M A PRETTY GIRL", is an image i can't get out of my head and now the farms won't either. I'm sorry.

 

[LM 697]

Don't worry, Mrs. ADF. We most definitely won't be putting our hands anywhere near Phil.


get it because he smells

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Like Chris who never shuts the fuck up about being a lesbian, ADF never shuts the fuck up about being Latina.

The best part about all this is that while Chris is not a lesbian in the slightest, ADF isn't Latina either.