At least Michael Sandell seems to have been exonerated!
Tattoos FB 6/18 - Stupid tattoo plans -
- Thread starter Peace and Harmony
- Start date
And more infections and shitty looking tattoos to come. Just stop, Huves.
Here's hoping his fibromyalgia doesn't foil his tattoo this time.
Do the I and R stand for "Idiot" and "Retarded"?
Those additions are just going to make an already hideous tattoo look even worse
Yep.
Am I the only one who initially read that "GJS" as "CIS" because of Phil's super-edgy chickenscratch?
The Bloody Bike Lock confirmed for Phil's supervillain name.
More like Bloody Bi Cock, amiright?
I don't get why he thinks it means anything. I've never turned away someone from a ride as long as they were fit enough to keep up without dropping the announced pace too much. Think I've ridden with every ethnicity, race, age, probably most genders in the facebook list, and every shoe size imaginable. It's just riding a bike, something everyone but Phil learned to do as a kid. I would disinvite someone who made enough of an ass of themselves, but generally we're there to burn some calories, see the sights, and generally have a beer together afterwards.
He wants so badly to believe it's some sort of a political symbol, but its just a bicycle. There's lots of advocacy around them, like anything else, but that's not the same thing, every common interest has those that enjoy it get together to make it safer and more inviting.
But getting a bike tattoo when you can't ride a bike is kind of like wearing a world champion's stripes to a race when you aren't one.
Being a cyclist is the one thing Phil pretends to be that he could actually achieve, but he's still too fat and lazy to do it.
Phil doesn't actually reinforce the identities he's adopted through action so he just resorts to tattooing them on himself and facebooking about them. If Phil actually rode a bicycle then he wouldn't feel the need to get so many tattoos about it. Phil has very little identity beyond whatever he's currently insisting he is. He has no actions to back things up and often gets caught lying through his comically large teeth. People often give strangers a bit of credit. Would you think anyone would be stupid enough to get so many bicycle-based tattoos when they couldn't ride one? Take pictures of themselves in biking gear? Putting so much effort into making it look like they can ride a bike rather than actually learning how to ride a bike? We generally don't think people are that stupid. But Phil is. Phil so fucking is. Bless him.
Phil's hard on for bicycles is based in his love for Maoist Communism. For a long time cars were viewed by ChiComs as capitalist decadence and frowned upon. Since the late 90's cars are now viewed as perfectly acceptable and now China has enough asphalt dedicated to cars to cover every last millimeter of England, Scotland, both Irelands, Wales, and the smaller islands twenty times over. But Phil being the ignorant and clueless moron that he is, he still thinks that all good little Commies ride bikes. They are still popular in China, along with mopeds, scooters and motorcycles, but cars are becoming very common with the proletariat.
With the bonus oppression points he gets from not spending his SSI money on housing, because it's too expensive.
Tugboat, although his ego upgraded it to a battleship.
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