FIGGIN FB 7/11 - Phil and the Underground Portland Whore Network - Phil claims to consort with prostitutes

[Peace and Harmony]

Did you just call Robin a whore

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[Hyperion]

 

[AN/ALR56]

He bought a stolen phone, good job phil!

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you fucking asshole

 

[Darndirty]

Well it's more interesting then chris's begging atm so I'll play. Who's dick do you think Phil had to suck to get this sweet phone ..did dusty buy him one after he was done with him?

Edit : I didn't even notice it was on a map when I first posted lol I love autism, he can't help but put maps and signs in everything

 

[autisticdragonkin]

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Does he think that prostitutes are some sort of secret club or something?

 

[DZ 305]

The city that works

Then what are you doing there Phil?

 

[AnimuGinger]

Looks like your generic shitty $50 Chinese smartphone.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Oh fun. I'll be there next month.

Maybe I'll go on a Phil safari

 

[SpessCaptain]

Turn on Geolocation there Phil. It'll work wonders, people will just flock to your location.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

that rihanna song doesn't even sound like a song at all.

so i guess it makes sense that phil would like it cause he doesn't resemble a human at all.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

literally looks like something you'd find in a Goodwill store in 2011.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Can you even play Pokémon GO on that fam?

 

[The Dude]

Just for those that don't speak Phil; "work" is Philspeak for "sit on my fat, tattooed ass and lie about working on the internet". themoreyouknowstar.jpg

 

[Android raptor]

So in other words, he was pestering local prostitutes and one of them threw a phone at him as a distraction so they could get away.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Can you even play Pokémon GO on that fam?

It's running Android 2.2 from what it looks.
So no Pokemon for philly

 

[An Ghost]

So this confirms Portland right?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Behold the autistic duo

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Behold the autistic duo

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God bless the Marklesaurus. She seems to be the only person with an endless tolerance for Phil's dumbassery.

 

[Hyperion]

So this confirms Portland right?

The brand new Trimet card confirmed Portland.

 

[ChameleonBody]

Looks like Rihanna became the Sonic to Jennifer Lopez's American Rabbit