FB 7/16 - Chris expresses some choice words about Sonic Boom -

[lynx]

 

[Arkangel]

Chris is getting mad about a show he doesn't have to watch.

 

[Cubanodun]

>Somebody shoot me

Spoiler: lfw

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

That's six words, Chris.

 

[QE 757]

Where did Chris learn profanity

edit : Classic Chris self-censored his curse words , now he uses the F-Word and S-Word without censorship . I suspect the ghost of Patti-Chan taught him to curse

 

[Hat]

Looks like the protests have failed. I guess he'll have to increase his efforts.

 

[NumberingYourState]

Looks like the protests have failed. I guess he'll have to increase his efforts.

He'd gotta go faster this time.

 

[Tookie]

Yet he'll still end up watching it.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Somebody warn the local Gamestops to be on the lookout for a crazy old woman armed with pepper spray.

 

[Barley]

Somebody shoot me.

Buddy, it won't come true if you wish it out loud.

 

[AnOminous]

"Somebody shoot me"

He'll have to settle for someone throwing him in jail.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Oh God he's going to do something isn't he? Right now there's a wheel of fortune style 'wheel of sperg' in his head slowing down ready to stop on one of a few hundred batshit insane ways he could react to this.

 

[Barley]

Maybe he misspelt "shoot" while wanting to say "shot" and he's trying to tell us somebody shot him and he's asking for help

 

[Maxwell]

"Somebody shoot me."
Well, Chris, if you keep on assaulting people over Sonic Boom, then a jerkop may grant your wish. If your lucky, it might just happen.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He's about a week away from going back to court on felony charges related to Sonic the Hedgehog. I don't have a point, I just wanted to see that sentence typed out.

Edit: Countdown to Boom should be the name of the next court thread.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Three words: Don't. Call. Anybody. And then: "Call the police."

 

[soci-o-path]

He's made some progress though -- there's no mention of BLARMS or sensory overload.

Unless that means he'll bottle it up, shit his pants, and do nothing.

Let's watch.

 

[Le Bateleur]

"Prepare to go fast"

Self-aware Sega is best Sega.

 

[impossibility]

 

[Barley]

Oh God he's going to do something isn't he? Right now there's a wheel of fortune style 'wheel of sperg' in his head slowing down ready to stop on one of a few hundred batshit insane ways he could react to this.

Ah, decisions!