FB 7/16 - Phil is beat up while attempting to eat ramen out of the garbage - So reset that fucking clock

Peace and Harmony

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The scintillating details:

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And here is sad post-mortem Phil:

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EDIT: Oh we don't fucking have the clock any more but if we did we would reset it
 

Strelok

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I mean, yeah, if someone threw garbage ramen at me, I'd want to kick his ass, too. What did you think was going to happen, Phil? A Three Stooges-esque garbage food fight?

So, do we believe this actually happened? Or is this Phil trying to look tough?

It has to be fake. Phil wouldn't be able to outrun a homeless man.

Also in order for the homeless man to call him a faggot and stuff, he'd have to actually KNOW Phil is trying to be a tranny, which at a casual glance isn't going to happen, unless Phil immediatly tried to correct the gender pronouns, or the homeless guy just calls all fat dipshits faggot, which I suppose is possible.
 

Karen Riley

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I suppose since it's been over three weeks since Phil last claimed someone tried to sexually assault him, it's no surprise to see him writing up more lies about almost being beaten up but using his cunning and bravery to escape the situation unharmed.

It says a lot about what Phil thinks of his Facebook friends intelligence, when he expects them to believe such ridiculous and far fetched stories as this. I mean it involved him throwing used Ramen noodles at his would be assailant's face twice, it sounds closer to something out of a comedy sketch show than real life.
 
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