FB 7/16 - Phil is beat up while attempting to eat ramen out of the garbage - So reset that fucking clock

[Peace and Harmony]

The scintillating details:

And here is sad post-mortem Phil:

EDIT: Oh we don't fucking have the clock any more but if we did we would reset it

 

[Smutley]

lol this is so fucking white trash it hurts.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

white power.

 

[HG 400]

Throwing garbage at people is assault and you deserve to get beat up for it you stupid garbage faggot, Phil.

 

[Darndirty]

Lol with those eye brows I have no idea what emotion he's even trying to display here, that combined with the autistic eyes makes for an unsettling picture...he should try poker, no one would be able to see his tells.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Tough "Spicy Latina" who can kick the CISHET scum's asses, everyone..

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Of course Phil had to escalate the situation. And casually powerlevel about eating out of the dumpster on the side.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Good to see that Phil still...

believes it.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Lol fucking weeb.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

Lol with those eye brows I have no idea what emotion he's even trying to display here, that combined with the autistic eyes makes for an unsettling picture...he should try poker, no one would be able to see his tells.

He long since covered them up with tattoos.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

"I first fired my personal screecher alarm"

 

[Darndirty]

What is that rabbit looking doodle on the hand he is holding up?

 

[Guy Smiley]

I mean, yeah, if someone threw garbage ramen at me, I'd want to kick his ass, too. What did you think was going to happen, Phil? A Three Stooges-esque garbage food fight?

So, do we believe this actually happened? Or is this Phil trying to look tough?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If he takes the collar off will his head deflate?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I find it hard to believe that the hipsters of Oregon would simply discard half-empty cups of veggie Ramen. You'd think they would eat every last bit of that shit.

 

[niggers]

so you got chased down the street by a homeless guy after trying to eat dumpster food

man, it's like he knows the lolcow of 2016 competition is on and wants to protect his title

 

[Strelok]

I mean, yeah, if someone threw garbage ramen at me, I'd want to kick his ass, too. What did you think was going to happen, Phil? A Three Stooges-esque garbage food fight?

So, do we believe this actually happened? Or is this Phil trying to look tough?

It has to be fake. Phil wouldn't be able to outrun a homeless man.

Also in order for the homeless man to call him a faggot and stuff, he'd have to actually KNOW Phil is trying to be a tranny, which at a casual glance isn't going to happen, unless Phil immediatly tried to correct the gender pronouns, or the homeless guy just calls all fat dipshits faggot, which I suppose is possible.

 

[Ray Streip]

Lol with those eye brows I have no idea what emotion he's even trying to display here, that combined with the autistic eyes makes for an unsettling picture...he should try poker, no one would be able to see his tells.

Oh fuck, is that what those are? I thought he glued black toothpicks to his face.

 

[Karen Riley]

I suppose since it's been over three weeks since Phil last claimed someone tried to sexually assault him, it's no surprise to see him writing up more lies about almost being beaten up but using his cunning and bravery to escape the situation unharmed.

It says a lot about what Phil thinks of his Facebook friends intelligence, when he expects them to believe such ridiculous and far fetched stories as this. I mean it involved him throwing used Ramen noodles at his would be assailant's face twice, it sounds closer to something out of a comedy sketch show than real life.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

"personal screecher alarm"

that's a funny name for a rape whistle, phil